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post #1 of 32 (permalink) Old 02-11-2009, 05:48 PM Thread Starter
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Brock Lesnar vs. Adult Male Gorilla

Weighing in at 400lbs....GORILLA!!!




Weighing in at 290lbs....BROCK LESNAR



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So lets analyze this....

Striking adv. to Brock
Wrestling adv. to Brock
BJJ adv. to Gorilla

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I think Brock would get a taste of his own medicine.

Gorilla via tko by Donkey Kong punches



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I wouldn't say the striking advantage would go to either of them. They're pretty close to the same page.
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Animals really dont know what pain is. They will fight you to death. Gorilla will mangle him!!!

May God have mercy on my Enemy, Cause I won't..
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please keep in mind that the gorilla has been muzzled...this may effect his breathing which could have consequences when this fight hits the deep waters of the 4th and 5th round...

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Animals really dont know what pain is. They will fight you to death. Gorilla will mangle him!
yeah, isn't it fun to hit your cat knowing it can't feel pain?
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please keep in mind that the gorilla has been muzzled...this may effect his breathing which could have consequences when this fight hits the deep waters of the 4th and 5th round...
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yeah, isn't it fun to hit your cat knowing it can't feel pain?
LOL!

wait a sec... Brock needs to be muzzled too then

Hmm... if the gorilla isnt wearing shorts, the I call Gorilla via bum smothering
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if your considering to place a bet on this fight, it's also important to note this is a lowland gorilla, and NOT a mountain gorilla....alot of people instantly assume it's a mountain gorilla and therefore was training at altitude...that's just not the case here
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How are we really going to know who the winner is??? I don't see how Goldie and Rogan would even be able to call the fight!

Rogan: Wow, That huge beast just took him down and started throwing hammerfists!!!

Goldie: Which one Joe?

Rogan: Ummm, the one with the dick on his chest.

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if your considering to place a bet on this fight, it's also important to note this is a lowland gorilla, and NOT a mountain gorilla....alot of people instantly assume it's a mountain gorilla and therefore was training at altitude...that's just not the case here
Does the Gorilla have Jackson and Nurse in his corner?
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Does the Gorilla have Jackson and Nurse in his corner?
unfortunately not....however he does have this guy....



he's the silverback's bjj trainer...and is the only man to kimura someone and also who can skip rope w/ his arms clasped.
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