I don't think you realize the can of worms you just opened...
65 million years ago the dinosaurs said Fedor had weak stand up and left his chin open, they said a good striker would, and I quote, "expose him for the overrated piece of shit he is". Next thing you know, asteroid.
11,000 years ago at an MMA event in Atlantis, fans heckled Fedor, accusing him of using performance enhancing drugs.. The city has not been seen since.
2,000 years ago some character named Jesus challenged Roman military leader Fedorius to a fight inside the legendary Colliseum. After landing 3 low blows to Fedorius, Jesus succumbed to an armbar. After the fight Jesus claimed that Fedorius was actually his father, which was, of course, denied. Fedorius, tired of Jesus' nonsensical rantings, tricked Jesus into accepting the sins of all man and voluntarily was crucified (Note: Fedorius' rear naked choke is often times misinterpreted as a thorn crown).
700 years ago the Knights Templar used a dagger to cause a cut over Fedor's right eye (unseen by the refs), blocking Fedor's vision. The ref, concerned over Fedor's ability to defend himself, haulted the bout. Fedor protested the match and it was eventually ruled a no contest. Fedor then arrested and executed all known members of the Knights Templar.
40 years ago, John F. Kennedy slept with one of Fedor's mistresses, Marilyn Monroe. Fedor responded with a devastating right hook mistaken for a bullet..
20 years ago Fedor was in Berlin celebrating a recent victory with N.W.A. when on the other side of the wall, Fedor heard someone call him a "*****". Fedor then tore down the wall separating him from the verbal assailant, ripping his arm off and beating him with it.
On September 11, 2001, in New York City, ummm Fedor beat up a guy in the street who said he deserved the loss to Kohsoka and is not actually unbeaten (Where did you think I was going to go with that? Way too soon for me to touch any 9/11 stuff, come on).
History is the best predictor of the future my friend. Hope you enjoyed your life.
Team Stand Alone #1
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