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Old 07-01-2009, 11:24 PM   #21 (permalink)
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I don't think you realize the can of worms you just opened...

65 million years ago the dinosaurs said Fedor had weak stand up and left his chin open, they said a good striker would, and I quote, "expose him for the overrated piece of shit he is". Next thing you know, asteroid.

11,000 years ago at an MMA event in Atlantis, fans heckled Fedor, accusing him of using performance enhancing drugs.. The city has not been seen since.

2,000 years ago some character named Jesus challenged Roman military leader Fedorius to a fight inside the legendary Colliseum. After landing 3 low blows to Fedorius, Jesus succumbed to an armbar. After the fight Jesus claimed that Fedorius was actually his father, which was, of course, denied. Fedorius, tired of Jesus' nonsensical rantings, tricked Jesus into accepting the sins of all man and voluntarily was crucified (Note: Fedorius' rear naked choke is often times misinterpreted as a thorn crown).

700 years ago the Knights Templar used a dagger to cause a cut over Fedor's right eye (unseen by the refs), blocking Fedor's vision. The ref, concerned over Fedor's ability to defend himself, haulted the bout. Fedor protested the match and it was eventually ruled a no contest. Fedor then arrested and executed all known members of the Knights Templar.

40 years ago, John F. Kennedy slept with one of Fedor's mistresses, Marilyn Monroe. Fedor responded with a devastating right hook mistaken for a bullet..

20 years ago Fedor was in Berlin celebrating a recent victory with N.W.A. when on the other side of the wall, Fedor heard someone call him a "*****". Fedor then tore down the wall separating him from the verbal assailant, ripping his arm off and beating him with it.

On September 11, 2001, in New York City, ummm Fedor beat up a guy in the street who said he deserved the loss to Kohsoka and is not actually unbeaten (Where did you think I was going to go with that? Way too soon for me to touch any 9/11 stuff, come on).

History is the best predictor of the future my friend. Hope you enjoyed your life.
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Old 07-02-2009, 12:08 AM   #22 (permalink)
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I don't think you realize the can of worms you just opened...

6 billion years ago the dinosaurs said Fedor had weak stand up and left his chin open, they said a good striker would, and I quote, "expose him for the overrated piece of shit he is". Next thing you know, asteroid.

11,000 years ago at an MMA event in Atlantis, fans heckled Fedor, accusing him of using performance enhancing drugs.. The city has not been seen since.

2,000 years ago some character named Jesus challenged Roman military leader Fedorius to a fight inside the legendary Colliseum. After landing 3 low blows to Fedorius, Jesus succumbed to an armbar. After the fight Jesus claimed that Fedorius was actually his father, which was, of course, denied. Fedorius, tired of Jesus' nonsensical rantings, tricked Jesus into accepting the sins of all man and voluntarily was crucified (Note: Fedorius' rear naked choke is often times misinterpreted as a thorn crown).

700 years ago the Knights Templar used a dagger to cause a cut over Fedor's right eye (unseen by the refs), blocking Fedor's vision. The ref, concerned over Fedor's ability to defend himself, haulted the bout. Fedor protested the match and it was eventually ruled a no contest. Fedor then arrested and executed all known members of the Knights Templar.

40 years ago, John F. Kennedy slept with one of Fedor's mistresses, Marilyn Monroe. Fedor responded with a devastating right hook mistaken for a bullet..

20 years ago Fedor was in Berlin celebrating a recent victory with N.W.A. when on the other side of the wall, Fedor heard someone call him a "*****". Fedor then tore down the wall separating him from the verbal assailant, ripping his arm off and beating him with it.

On September 11, 2001, in New York City, ummm Fedor beat up a guy in the street who said he deserved the loss to Kohsoka and is not actually unbeaten (Where did you think I was going to go with that? Way too soon for me to touch any 9/11 stuff, come on).

History is the best predictor of the future my friend. Hope you enjoyed your life.
that was funny and everything but the earth was created 6 billion years ago...the dinosaurs died out 65 million years ago and there existince9bad speller) went as far back as 400 million years ago i think
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Old 07-02-2009, 12:27 AM   #23 (permalink)
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All must prostrate themselves before mighty Fedorius.

This was so awesome.
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Old 07-02-2009, 12:49 AM   #24 (permalink)
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How ironic is it that xbrokenshieldx, one of Fedor's fans, should be the one to give this thread a purpose?

Well done, sir. Well done.

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Old 07-02-2009, 12:51 AM   #25 (permalink)
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Now that's logic!
ehh, give him a break. He's probably still in high school and his frontal lobe still hasn't fully developed yet.

Seriously, that's a stupid reason to hate someone. That's like saying " i hate you because you know this guy that i hate".
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It's his fans my god they are the biggest pricks ever. I know he has some fans who are decent people but for every one of them there are fifty of the biggest dickholes in the history of time. Because of people like them I have lost for one the greatest fighters ever.
Every fighter has annoying fans. If a fighter's fans craft your opinion of the fighter, than you need to stop being such a f*cking p*ssy when it comes to supporting fighters.

That's the most ridiculous criteria ever.
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that was funny and everything but the earth was created 6 billion years ago...the dinosaurs died out 65 million years ago and there existince9bad speller) went as far back as 400 million years ago i think
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I don't think you realize the can of worms you just opened...

65 million years ago the dinosaurs said Fedor had weak stand up and left his chin open, they said a good striker would, and I quote, "expose him for the overrated piece of shit he is". Next thing you know, asteroid.

11,000 years ago at an MMA event in Atlantis, fans heckled Fedor, accusing him of using performance enhancing drugs.. The city has not been seen since.

2,000 years ago some character named Jesus challenged Roman military leader Fedorius to a fight inside the legendary Colliseum. After landing 3 low blows to Fedorius, Jesus succumbed to an armbar. After the fight Jesus claimed that Fedorius was actually his father, which was, of course, denied. Fedorius, tired of Jesus' nonsensical rantings, tricked Jesus into accepting the sins of all man and voluntarily was crucified (Note: Fedorius' rear naked choke is often times misinterpreted as a thorn crown).

700 years ago the Knights Templar used a dagger to cause a cut over Fedor's right eye (unseen by the refs), blocking Fedor's vision. The ref, concerned over Fedor's ability to defend himself, haulted the bout. Fedor protested the match and it was eventually ruled a no contest. Fedor then arrested and executed all known members of the Knights Templar.

40 years ago, John F. Kennedy slept with one of Fedor's mistresses, Marilyn Monroe. Fedor responded with a devastating right hook mistaken for a bullet..

20 years ago Fedor was in Berlin celebrating a recent victory with N.W.A. when on the other side of the wall, Fedor heard someone call him a "*****". Fedor then tore down the wall separating him from the verbal assailant, ripping his arm off and beating him with it.

On September 11, 2001, in New York City, ummm Fedor beat up a guy in the street who said he deserved the loss to Kohsoka and is not actually unbeaten (Where did you think I was going to go with that? Way too soon for me to touch any 9/11 stuff, come on).

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