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post #1 of 309 (permalink) Old 07-29-2009, 06:15 PM Thread Starter
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The Ultimate Poster 1: swpthleg vs IronMan Sign Up Thread!

Right, so basically, I came up with the idea of creating the equivalent of The Ultimate Fighter for this forum, and discussed it with the Premium Members in the VIP lounge. The idea was quite popular, and coaches, and judges were picked (with me being Dana ******* White). Judges are still being picked, so if your a Premium Member, head over to the V.I.P lounge, and sign up as a judge.

Participants, however, can only be unpaid members. So here's the format:

Regular Members sign up on this thread, hopefully rounding off at over sixteen participants.

The signups will be put through an elimination process, with the sixteen posters who are voted to pass through to th Finals by the Premium Members being handpicked by the coaches to join their team.

With eight participants being picked for each team, Team swpthleg (or whatever she wants to call it), and Team IronMan (or whatever he wants to call it), the participants will be put through a tournament To find out who The Ultimate Poster is (please note that only one poster will be picked for this title).

Matches will be consisted of two posters discussing a recent topic, and putting it into anaylis. Judges will pick the poster with the best argument (judges are asked not to be bias please). Welcome back challenges!

A currently unknown amount of credits (donations are welcome!) will be donated, and a banner will be given (yet to be made).

Please take into mind that the format is ever changing.

A sub-forum will be hopefully created for this.

Cast:

Coach(es):
IronMan
swpthleg

Assistant Coach(es):
Team IronMan:
The Don

Team swpthleg:


Judge(s):
Stokes
TraMaI
Coldcall420
CornbreadBB
LjStronge
D.P
DarkWraith
Davisty69

Participant(s):
treelizard
Sicilian_Esq
GMK13
The Lone Wolf
The_Senator
GKY
Alex_DeLarge
Servatose
Benge
Simmi
jasvll
BrianRClover
PheelGoodInc.
Netfilim777
Curtisclontz
Chileandude
Kgilstrap


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I would like to sign up to be the Ultimate Poster.

And I'm not just signing up to post on a messageboard. No sirree. I'm signing up to win this whole f****in' thing!

I WILL BE the ULTIMATE POSTER!

There is no substitute for the ultimate, it's what's in store, Bear witness to the fitness of the modern keyboard warrior, And it goes...
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We'll definitely be offering some sort of prize. Anyway, sign up, peoples.



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Hell yeah, this is going to be good, can't wait. No putting bodily fluids in each others food guys!!

Bring it!!
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I can be Cecil Peoples? Where's my gameboy?!


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To whom do we make out the donations? I have four dollars... almost five.



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Me. I won't gamble it away, waste on e-hookers, or use it to fuel my cocaine addition, I promise. .


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