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post #1 of 10 (permalink) Old 01-25-2010, 01:20 AM Thread Starter
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Forrest Gump Would've Made A Great UFC Fighter.

Dude had retard strength. Like, he could freakin' throw you across the table with his middle finger.

He had tremendous workrate, too. Give him a purpose, and he'd be all in that shit. He also loved to run, so his cardio would've been excellent.

GSP vs Gump would've been great. I think "Pump and Dump" would've been a great nickname.

Forrest "Pump and Dump" Gump.

What could have been.

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Dude had retard strength. Like, he could freakin' throw you across the table with his middle finger.

He had tremendous workrate, too. Give him a purpose, and he'd be all in that shit. He also loved to run, so his cardio would've been excellent.

GSP vs Gump would've been great. I think "Pump and Dump" would've been a great nickname.

Forrest "Pump and Dump" Gump.

What could have been.

Discuss.
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Yeah, plus his boxing is aight, didn't he punch that one dude in the face when Jenny was naked playing the guitar.
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Jenny was better off getting a harmonica.

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Forrest would be great at everthing lol haven't you watched the movie??

...except Love I guess, even through he got that too^^
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I want to see a Forrest Griffin/Forrest Gump match-up for obvious reasons. Winner fights AS.
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Forrest would be great at everthing lol haven't you watched the movie??

...except Love I guess, even through he got that too^^
Yeah, but Jenny was a dirty cooch. She would screw Colonel Sanders if she was in the mood.

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I want to see a Forrest Griffin/Forrest Gump match-up for obvious reasons. Winner fights AS.
Would the fight.....be in the forrest? HA! Ha? meh.



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