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post #1 of 26 (permalink) Old 06-24-2010, 02:03 AM Thread Starter
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Got Into A Altercation At The Mall Today, Involving Charlie Z

me and my friend where at the mall because i was interested in purchasing a new video game.

So we are in line at Walmart today, and this guy bumps into my achillies tendon with his shopping cart. I turned around and this ****. is laughing at me. I soon realized it was was charlie z because i remembered that photoshop of him, someone posted in his thread a while back. so i was going to touch him with my jab, but the shopping cart was shielding him from my line of fire, so I picked up a bag of Skittles and launched it at his face.

He got out of the way, and the Skittles bounced off of this little girl's head. She started crying, and next thing I knew, this balrog looking guy hits me over the head with a shovel. My friend began to swing on him, and I got up and tackled the guy. I pulled down his pants and shoved a bag of skittles in his ass. Then I hit him in the cock with the lord of the rings boxset.

Charlie Z thought it was pretty funny, so I threw him inside of his shopping cart and pushed him into the justin beiber CD stack. but he quickly got to his feet and preceded to flee so we chased him but The security guy at the door who only had one arm tried to stop us because of the incident. My friend played the reasoning good guy and shook his hand, than i touched him with the jab. He went down before I could even throw the right.

As we got outside we had lost sight of him, so we decided to get out of there, but than this cop tried to put me in hand cuffs as i was getting into the car. I spun around and hit him with the deadly uppercut. My friend started the car and we left, it was a close one but i didn't even get to purchase my game.

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Seriously dude.....EPIC FAIL!
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You need some sleeping pills. seriously...you expect people to believe there's a wallmart in the mall?

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You need some sleeping pills. seriously...you expect people to believe there's a wallmart in the mall?
Jebus, I didnt even give it that much thought, LoL, i would rep you but I must spread like the cheap whore I am 1st....Good Point, plus how does guy even know about CharlieZ???
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Jebus, I didnt even give it that much thought, LoL, i would rep you but I must spread like the cheap whore I am 1st....Good Point, plus how does guy even know about CharlieZ???
I repped him for you. Won't have quite the same effect, I'm afraid....so get spreading, you dirty whore.
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WOW guy seriously?
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I repped him for you. Won't have quite the same effect, I'm afraid....so get spreading, you dirty whore.

Got him and the rest of you now your all infected....
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Got him and the rest of you now your all infected....

HAHAHA I will love my lil piece of CC for eva!!!!
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