[IronMan]

The Andrei Arlovski says: "How tastes my pee pee."
The Tim Sylvia says: "Like hot p*ssy."

The Sean Sherk says: "They weren't steroids, just happy pills."
The Karo says: "Gimme some of those happy pills."

The Royce Gracie says: "They weren't steroids... mostly."
The Sakuraba says: "Damn, we should've fought in Nevada."

The B.J. Penn says: "You're slippery."
The GSP says: "No I'm not."

The Sakuraba says: "You're slippery."
The Akiyama says: "You would be too if you were covered in lube."

And, of course, the one-liners:

The Brock Lesnar says: "Hulk smash!"

The Ken Shamrock says: "I'm still relevant!"

The Paulo Filho says: "I'm a lumberjack and I'm ok. I'd sleep all night but I like coke too much."

The Chael Sonnen says: "See! I'm folksy! Look at me!"

The Melvin Manhoef would say something, but it's past 2:00 into the first round and he has no gas left.

[andromeda_68]

the goldburg goes, "and he is unrelentless!"

[Chewy]

The Mark Coleman would say "**** you Tito. Anytime douchebag."

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The Goldberg on Jens "lil evil" Pulver says: "the lil eagle soars again!"

The Goldberg says: "He wants to get in close to use that reach advantage."

The Tito to Chuck says: "you will be the last of the mohicans"

The Bas Rutten says: "I dont believe in an eye for an eye, I believe in two eyes for an eye"

The Ken Shamrock says: "you got kicked with a kick"

The Ken Shamrock says: "I am very confident this fight can go either way"

The Joe Rogan says: "Rampage looks so calm. Like hes going to the grocery store to meet some friends"

The Wanderlei says: "I will make you my new Sakuraba"

The Wanderlei says: "my fighting style is kneeing peoples face"

The Wanderlei also says: "All i guarantee is violence".