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Old 08-17-2010, 01:52 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Wink Naked Dojo

I hope this is the right place for this thread.
See, I am a photographer, and I just got an assignment from someone who sends me work sometimes.
It's called "Naked Dojo."
Basically, they want me to photograph a beautiful, sexy model, I think she's one of the Penthouse Pets, but she might be a Playboy Playmate, anyway, I am supposed to photograph her nude with a martial arts theme.
One pose I am going to start out with is her nude in the horse stance.
Can you guys help me out with this?
Can you think of some martial arts stances that would be, you know, uber-provocative, if the lady was nude in that stance, but it definitely has to be a martial arts stance?
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Old 08-17-2010, 02:03 PM   #2 (permalink)
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LHK or butterfly guard.
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Old 08-17-2010, 02:21 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Any martial arts stance or position will do with a nude chick.
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Old 08-17-2010, 02:37 PM   #4 (permalink)
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If you can get your hands on another model a RNC would be sweet....
I agree with hkado, a LHK would be great though. With only one model it severely limits the options.
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Old 08-17-2010, 03:01 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I'll volunteer and you can put me in her full guard.
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I'll volunteer and you can put me in her full guard.
same if you need someone with mma experience and looks good without a shirt im your guy. i also co-starred in some amateur pornography under the name leon "thick shaft" taft.
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Old 08-18-2010, 04:11 PM   #7 (permalink)
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LHK or butterfly guard.
What is an LHK?
What is a butterfly guard?
It sounds hot.
I promise to post the finished pic.
That is, if you can describe it to me?
Also, what about things like the cat stance or something youknow, TMA?
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What is an LHK?
What is a butterfly guard?
It sounds hot.
I promise to post the finished pic.
That is, if you can describe it to me?
Also, what about things like the cat stance or something youknow, TMA?
LHK = left head kick



butterfly guard =



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UFC-X, Girl on Girl naked MMA. They would make billions!
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