Roflcopter

I can see his training philosophy now.

1: Vaseline - This will make it seem like you are a great , strong BJJ player who excels at posturing up, but in reality the other guy will have no chance to hold you, and will keep slipping down your back all fight.

2: Steroids - For maximum physical shape.

3: GSP's guide to lay and pray - The object is to make it seem like you are actually doing something, so you can fool the referees and the judges and you will win an easy decision every time.

4. An accent so you can disguise what you say.

A glass chin and no courage - This will keep you 100% focused and task-oriented, in an effore to conceal your glass chin and puny heart, you must shoot for a takedown and lay on your opponent for the rest of the fight, never exchanging. Just rememeber to use Vaseline in case he is a good off his back.

Thats the future of MMA right there. That's the blueprint to a world-class fighter.

I can see his training philosophy now.

1: Vaseline - This will make it seem like you are a great , strong BJJ player who excels at posturing up, but in reality the other guy will have no chance to hold you, and will keep slipping down your back all fight.

2: Steroids - For maximum physical shape.

3: GSP's guide to lay and pray - The object is to make it seem like you are actually doing something, so you can fool the referees and the judges and you will win an easy decision every time.

4: An accent so you can disguise what you say.

5: A glass chin and no courage - This will keep you 100% focused and task-oriented, in an effore to conceal your glass chin and puny heart, you must shoot for a takedown and lay on your opponent for the rest of the fight, never exchanging. Just rememeber to use Vaseline in case he is a good off his back.

Thats the future of MMA right there. That's the blueprint to a world-class fighter.

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Thiago_Alves

wtf?

Another GSP hater..

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AceCombat

A. GSP does not use steroids - it's HGH

B. It's not vaseline, it's a hydrogenated grease with a baby oil base

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MrObjective

His role in TUF is

1. An excuse from the planned Anderson Silva match.
2. Build up a fake rivalry while Koscheck plays the villan role.


Secondly, TUF is stupid. As if GSP and Koscheck's brilliant knowledge is what makes them great fighters. If they aren't going to put real coaches in there, put vets in there, well rounded, fighters that have seen it all, but beatdown by age, trainers that teach MMA for a living - Leben, a Nog, Marc Coleman, Cro Cop, an old Gracie, there are plenty of guys out there that would do a superior job.

UFC_OWNS

lame thread

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Took me a good five minutes to figure out I wasn't drunk and seeing double.

wormathletics

I take it you're not a fan of GSP...? I will reserve judgement however...I don't believe just because you're good at what you do suggests that you can teach it or be a good coach. Time will tell

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I hope GSP never stops wearing those tight shorts like just about every other fighter has done.