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post #21 of 51 (permalink) Old 09-27-2010, 07:43 PM Thread Starter
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-$100 for a nipple tweak

$500 for licking/tasting your own blood

$50,000 in the after fight interview (if you win) to say you are going to steal the guys wife now that you stole his soul

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$8K per (successful) ass punch.

$15 for successfully blocking an ass punch.

$4,500 for attempting to kiss your opponent on the lips during any pre fight staredown.

$4,575 for successfully kissing your opponent during pre fight staredown.

$4,500 for (successful) open handed palm strike to your opponent after being kissed during pre fight staredown.

negative $2million for entering the octagon in any capacity with the name Steve Mazagatti.

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post #25 of 51 (permalink) Old 09-27-2010, 09:12 PM
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Any fighter who would go smack Aryiani's ass = $100,000
I would pay that much to do that
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post #26 of 51 (permalink) Old 09-27-2010, 09:22 PM
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This would bankrupt the UFC!



Ya have ta want it

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post #27 of 51 (permalink) Old 09-27-2010, 11:43 PM
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What ever this is



Automatic Pink Slip. Dana walks in the octagon and sais



Then shouts

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The first image is a switch kick, the fighter just did it kind of goofy.


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post #28 of 51 (permalink) Old 09-27-2010, 11:48 PM
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The first image is a switch kick, the fighter just did it kind of goofy.
I still love the one Machida did to Ortiz.
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I still love the one Machida did to Ortiz.
That's because that one landed. The one Salmond (sp?) did against Rashad was waaaay goofy looking.
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