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Old 09-27-2010, 07:43 PM   #21 (permalink)
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-$100 for a nipple tweak

$500 for licking/tasting your own blood

$50,000 in the after fight interview (if you win) to say you are going to steal the guys wife now that you stole his soul

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Old 09-27-2010, 08:18 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Old 09-27-2010, 08:57 PM   #23 (permalink)
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Old 09-27-2010, 09:04 PM   #24 (permalink)
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$8K per (successful) ass punch.

$15 for successfully blocking an ass punch.

$4,500 for attempting to kiss your opponent on the lips during any pre fight staredown.

$4,575 for successfully kissing your opponent during pre fight staredown.

$4,500 for (successful) open handed palm strike to your opponent after being kissed during pre fight staredown.

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Old 09-27-2010, 09:12 PM   #25 (permalink)
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Any fighter who would go smack Aryiani's ass = $100,000
I would pay that much to do that
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Old 09-27-2010, 09:22 PM   #26 (permalink)
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Old 09-27-2010, 11:43 PM   #27 (permalink)
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The first image is a switch kick, the fighter just did it kind of goofy.
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Old 09-27-2010, 11:48 PM   #28 (permalink)
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The first image is a switch kick, the fighter just did it kind of goofy.
I still love the one Machida did to Ortiz.
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Old 09-27-2010, 11:59 PM   #29 (permalink)
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I still love the one Machida did to Ortiz.
That's because that one landed. The one Salmond (sp?) did against Rashad was waaaay goofy looking.
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