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post #1 of 13 (permalink) Old 10-14-2010, 08:36 AM Thread Starter
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Top 10 Stefan Struve rumors - By Sean McCorkle

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10. Stefan Struve was once invited to a "cock fight." He was very excited to go until he found out there would be chickens there.

9. Stefan Struve lasted longer with Junior Dos Santos than he does with a woman.

8. Stefan Struve's favorite pre-fight meal is macaroni and dick.

7. Stefan Struve's drug test after his fight against Christian Moorecraft showed elevated levels of testosterone. He was let off the hook, however, when it was discovered that he's still technically going through puberty.

6. Stefan Struve might have me by 4 inches standing up, but I've got him by 6 inches laying down. And my dick is only 7 inches long.

5. Stefan Struve is just further proof that Sean McCorkle the best looking man over 6'6" on the planet.

4. Stefan Struve is expected to become a spokesman for Nike this fall when they plan on launching their first line of wooden shoes. The shoe is rumored to be called the "Air Maple".

3. Stefan Struve gave up on a professional basketball career at age 16 to pursue a career playing a sport he was actually good at. When he found out that "grab ass" wasn't technically considered a sport, he decided to give MMA a shot.

2. Stefan Struve couldn't make a Korean wife submit.

1. Stefan Struve once took his car to a mechanic to have the transmission fixed. Said Struve about the incident, "The guy really screwed me...........then he charged me a bunch to fix my car after that"

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McCorkle is a douche and has developed a big head because the nerds on the UG stroke his.....ego constantly.

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A couple were decent, but overall they were unoriginal.
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Wow, look at all those gay jokes towards a fairly humble fighter. McCorkle is a tool and a half.

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Aww, the first one was pretty good. After that not funny pretty dissapointing, but still, McCorkle is a funny guy, he is just trying to hard now.
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A couple were decent, but overall they were unoriginal.
I agree they are poor. But i don't think Struve is humble at all. He was a dick to Morecraft during their fight and gave him zero credit after when Rogan asked him about it.
I wanna see Struve get KTFO every time he fights, he comes across as cocky and tbh he has no reason to be he has lost in devastating fashion every time he has had to fight a good fighter!

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I agree they are poor. But i don't think Struve is humble at all. He was a dick to Morecraft during their fight and gave him zero credit after when Rogan asked him about it.
I wanna see Struve get KTFO every time he fights, he comes across as cocky and tbh he has no reason to be he has lost in devastating fashion every time he has had to fight a good fighter!
you do realize hes 21 right?
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if struve wasnt such an annoying, leg kicking while tapping hands, arrogant kid i prob wouldnt find it as funny.

but he is, so who cares,


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God mckorkle sucks

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McCorkle seemed like a nice guy from his post fight interview against Hunt. I was wrong hes a nincompoop.

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