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post #21 of 40 (permalink) Old 02-02-2007, 11:37 PM
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This is a ridiculous thread! An anaconda has no bones!
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Anacondas swallow their meal hole and when the meal is in their body their bones crush the meal. Anacondas feed on deer, pigs caiman( a creature that looks like a small crocodile).

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post #22 of 40 (permalink) Old 02-03-2007, 12:38 AM
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I believe in a real-life situation, an anaconda would destroy BJ (as much as I like the guy). They eat animals that are far larger than Bj Penn.

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post #23 of 40 (permalink) Old 02-03-2007, 12:51 AM
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Anacondas swallow their meal hole and when the meal is in their body their bones crush the meal. Anacondas feed on deer, pigs caiman( a creature that looks like a small crocodile).

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Calm your self down to a fluster matey. Firstly I was only joking, nothing was even semi-seriously researched. I thought the hint of that within the posts/thread would have been quite blatant. Secondly, it is not the bone that crushes anything, it is muscle. FACT. More so, the anaconda doesn't crush it's prey, it suffocates it by not allowing it to breath. This is not crushing as such, it merely tightens it's grip each time the victim exhales, thus not allowing it to inhale. FACT. I can find no information what-so-ever stating that the anaconda crushes it's prey after consumption. If you can show me something of that sorts then I'll give you extra Kudos. FACT
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Actually An Anaconda Does Have Bones Along With Any Other Snake!
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I think the Anaconda wins this one, but is soon after banned from the sport for not letting go of the submission and killing Penn and then devouring him.

Good call. Not a whole lot happenin in the MMA world when we have threads like this.
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the anaconda will probably get BJ in a crucifix position and punch him in the face till he taps ..

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post #27 of 40 (permalink) Old 03-08-2007, 04:04 PM
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This is a ridiculous thread! An anaconda has no bones! So it would have to be by strikes! It hasn't got particularly quick feet so it would have to rely on it's head movement to dodge the blows. While the ground isn't it's natural habitat, it can roll with the best. BJ's going to have to be illusive for this one and very powerful, which he seems to be in most of his fights so I'm going to have to say YES!
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anaconda by round 1 submission (anaconda choke)
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post #29 of 40 (permalink) Old 03-08-2007, 05:52 PM
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Of course BJ would win!!
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No, not a chance and the idea is more absurd than Chuck knocking out wolverines.
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