MMA SmacktalkMMA Smacktalk is for all the cheering, jeering, and smack-talking that you want. This is the stuff that isn't appropriate for the MMA Discussion forum. Rules are light, so if you don't have a sense of humor, then don't go here!
Just a heads up, almost all of the ones I post will appear in the Quote of the Week sooner or later:
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bas Rutten
"They should put spikes on the ringpost, to make it more interesting."
"Land of the free???? HA!!"
"Punch him in the balls, kick him in the balls, knee him in the balls, you can do whatever you like"
"No beer before 5 p.m., wait... did I just say that?"
"Look at all you small people"
"Somebody's telling me that about my wife; I'm sorry sir, but I'm gonna break your leg."
"Do I look like Joe Wayne or something...? you think??"
"When he´s choked out, we can do games like pull the pants down and hide the spice bottle. It´s a fun thing to do!"
"Keep everything simple, don't try anything crazy and all your strikes must be hard! NOTHING WEAK, no jabs or weak attacks."
"Everybody underestimates the kick in the groin"
Quote:
Originally Posted by Charles "Crazy Horse" Bennett
"Mishima...I can knock him out. I do a lot of jacking off ya know, because i don't get no women, so these arms are like humongously big. there like tshhh, so knocking a person out is nothing, submitting him is everything cuz ya know cuz you gotta work for submissions, because knockouts...anyone can get knocked out."
Quote:
Originally Posted by Frank Trigg
"GSP, he is a b-level fighter."
"I'm taking you down, and i'm gonna beat the shit out of you. I'm gonna get up, i'm gonna take your belt, and i'm gonna go home and i'm gonna have a drink."
Quote:
Originally Posted by Wanderlei Silva
"Even if you have some problems at home, with your wife, with the kids, or your car isn't working good, go to my site and leave a message, cause Silva will help you!"
I am not going to be a meanie and post them all. I left a lot of good ones out there for people. Post away!
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Originally Posted by brownpimp88(Sept. 5, 2008)
Chuck should retire after the loss to Shug.
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"Even if you have some problems at home, with your wife, with the kids, or your car isn't working good, go to my site and leave a message, cause Silva will help you!"
Ken Shamrock to Ortiz - "I'm gonna knock your hair black." " Its a good thing you look good in that suit, cos that's all you're gonna be doing - wearing a suit."
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