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MMA Smacktalk MMA Smacktalk is for all the cheering, jeering, and smack-talking that you want. This is the stuff that isn't appropriate for the MMA Discussion forum. Rules are light, so if you don't have a sense of humor, then don't go here!
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02-18-2007, 03:30 PM
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SugaRUSH!
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Funny Quotes Thread
Just a heads up, almost all of the ones I post will appear in the Quote of the Week sooner or later:
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Originally Posted by Bas Rutten
"They should put spikes on the ringpost, to make it more interesting."
"Land of the free???? HA!!"
"Punch him in the balls, kick him in the balls, knee him in the balls, you can do whatever you like"
"No beer before 5 p.m., wait... did I just say that?"
"Look at all you small people"
"Somebody's telling me that about my wife; I'm sorry sir, but I'm gonna break your leg."
"Do I look like Joe Wayne or something...? you think??"
"When he´s choked out, we can do games like pull the pants down and hide the spice bottle. It´s a fun thing to do!"
"Keep everything simple, don't try anything crazy and all your strikes must be hard! NOTHING WEAK, no jabs or weak attacks."
"Everybody underestimates the kick in the groin"
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Originally Posted by Charles "Crazy Horse" Bennett
"Mishima...I can knock him out. I do a lot of jacking off ya know, because i don't get no women, so these arms are like humongously big. there like tshhh, so knocking a person out is nothing, submitting him is everything cuz ya know cuz you gotta work for submissions, because knockouts...anyone can get knocked out."
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Originally Posted by Frank Trigg
"GSP, he is a b-level fighter."
"I'm taking you down, and i'm gonna beat the shit out of you. I'm gonna get up, i'm gonna take your belt, and i'm gonna go home and i'm gonna have a drink."
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Originally Posted by Wanderlei Silva
"Even if you have some problems at home, with your wife, with the kids, or your car isn't working good, go to my site and leave a message, cause Silva will help you!"
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I am not going to be a meanie and post them all. I left a lot of good ones out there for people. Post away!
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02-18-2007, 03:46 PM
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Spurs Fan
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Those were some funny quotes, repped!
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02-18-2007, 04:15 PM
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Sensei
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Originally Posted by esv
Those were some funny quotes, repped!
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Funny stuff 
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02-18-2007, 04:21 PM
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Bad boys bad boys!
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"Even if you have some problems at home, with your wife, with the kids, or your car isn't working good, go to my site and leave a message, cause Silva will help you!"
Thats the best thing I've EVER read!
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02-18-2007, 04:45 PM
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Cleaning The Mats
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"I'm sorry, sir, but I'm gonna break your leg"-Bas Rutten.
I love how Bas is all polite before performing something sadistic.
"Wrong move! Don't do that to....EL GUAPO!"-Bas.
Hell, we could make a topic based on Bas quotes alone.
"This Jeremy Horn doesn't look like a fighter. He looks like someone who'd be riding a bicycle"-Don Frye.
"I'm going to beat you into a living death"-Ken Shamrock.
Man, Ken's quotes are like Ed Wood level. Still, they rule.
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02-18-2007, 05:40 PM
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who's next?
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nakamura's quote "tell wan da lei shut the **** up!" hahahaha
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02-18-2007, 06:37 PM
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Bad boys bad boys!
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Ken Shamrock to Ortiz - "I'm gonna knock your hair black." " Its a good thing you look good in that suit, cos that's all you're gonna be doing - wearing a suit."
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02-18-2007, 06:42 PM
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Cleaning The Mats
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"Yea, you better, 'cause I'm gonna spank your ass"-Ken Shamrock.
So many awesome quotes in that 2 minute clip.
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02-18-2007, 07:02 PM
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Light Heavy Champ
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heres a few
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Originally Posted by Bas Rutten
"I wanted to beat him until his nerves stopped working....but I didn't because I'm a nice guy."
"I don't believe in an eye for an eye, I believe in two eyes for an eye"
"Never let him take the choke, ever, because if your out... god knows what they're going to do with you"
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Originally Posted by Quinton Jackson
"have you ever had ass kicked by a blackman before, it hurts!"
"Seeing that I am 23 now, in 2 years.....I see myself being 25"
"The fighters in the UFC are good, but a lot of their fights put me to sleep."
on Arona: "I wanna fight him because, I don't know him, and he's in the video game, ... and I'm not!"
"I don't mean to make excuses for all my losses......but I can make excuses for all my losses"
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Originally Posted by Wandy Silva
"My fighting style is kneeing people's face"
"He wasn't talking to his girlfriend. He was booking himself a room at the nearest hospital"
"Nowadays the guy that practices only one art is screwed."
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02-18-2007, 11:31 PM
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your interim hero
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my favorite:
also (paraphrased of course):
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Leben: "Silva should just go back to Japan where the competition is a lot easier"
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Abbadi: "I'm now an ultimate fighter!" (wooohoooo!)
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Mac Danzig is still on his back; his sweaty, pumped white torso is flushed with the auburn heat that auburn skin produces when it is aroused. His panting, fetching head has been pushed up against the cage by... Marc Bocek’s energetic pounding...
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