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paulfromtulsa 08-28-2011 05:40 PM

Steven seagal?
 
Where the heck was he last night?

Davisty69 08-28-2011 06:51 PM

keeping the peace in the po-dunk town he lives in.

Rusty 08-28-2011 07:02 PM

He was giving a dude from Tulsa a golden shower, I believe the guys name was Paul but that's all hearsay.

TheNinja 08-28-2011 08:08 PM

Filming Under Siege 37:thumb02:

demoman993 08-28-2011 08:11 PM

Due to the dangerous nature of Steven Seagal's skillset he was unable to gain access into Brazil. He recently was forced by the US government to register his teaching skills as a dangerous weapon. When approached at customs Mr. Seagal was told he would not be permitted to make the trip to Brazil because of this.

Mr. Seagal was deeply saddened by this news but still will appear in any US/Canada based fights where Black House is involved. Mr. Seagal could not be reached for further comment on this matter.

paulfromtulsa 08-28-2011 09:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RustyRenegade (Post 1462362)
He was giving a dude from Tulsa a golden shower, I believe the guys name was Paul but that's all hearsay.

How did you know I like golden showers? I usually have them with my mouth open.

No_Mercy 08-28-2011 09:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by demoman993 (Post 1462384)
Due to the dangerous nature of Steven Seagal's skillset he was unable to gain access into Brazil. He recently was forced by the US government to register his teaching skills as a dangerous weapon. When approached at customs Mr. Seagal was told he would not be permitted to make the trip to Brazil because of this.

Mr. Seagal was deeply saddened by this news but still will appear in any US/Canada based fights where Black House is involved. Mr. Seagal could not be reached for further comment on this matter.

He's right it was on the news. Brazillian customs wouldn't allow em in.

Rusty 08-28-2011 10:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paulfromtulsa (Post 1462416)
How did you know I like golden showers? I usually have them with my mouth open.

Not surprised.

joshua7789 08-28-2011 10:41 PM

Tristar stole him away from Blackhouse. He was in Canada teaching GSP how to perfrom an X block from the horse stance.

LL 08-28-2011 10:50 PM

He was there....

In spirit.


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