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post #1 of 9 (permalink) Old 09-26-2011, 09:01 AM Thread Starter
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Steven Seagal vs Jean Claude Van Damme

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post #2 of 9 (permalink) Old 09-26-2011, 09:14 AM
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JCVD without breaking a sweat.

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JCVD in brutal fashion.


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It would be a closer fight if Van Damage was blind folded but not much. JCVD by jumping spin kick
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Seagals stamina would be key, he is sooooooo fast and tall JCVD would be getting his wrists snapped before you could say 'Hard to kill', mind you JVCD could defeat Seagal with sneak tactics e.g drop a 12"Sub on the floor and Seagal bending over would actually cause him to choke himself out with the 20 chins he has around his throat collapsing around the neck a'la Gravity.

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If JCVD can lock in a choke Seagal will be done. And drop a turd and piss himself. Again.


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The obvious answer is Chuck Norris.

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post #8 of 9 (permalink) Old 10-13-2011, 07:22 PM
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I would say out of ten fights this would be the breakdown.

4 wins JCVD
4 wins by Steven Seagal
2 no contests (somewhere along the lines Steven is going to land some nut shots, neck chops, or guage his eye out...haha)

It's a draw. I say bring in Bruce Leroy OR ---> KUNG FU JOE

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Seagal Via his Original never before seen (Upkick) Haha....

I think JCVD would beat his Fat ass down....

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