[OFFICIAL REVIVAL] MMAF All Access Thread
- WEEK 1 -
(CornbreadBB interviewed by SpoKen812)
Hey everyone! MMAF All Access is back! For those of you asking, "SpoKen, what the hell are you talking about?" Don't worry, I won't leave you in the dark. J.P., one of our fine administrators use to interview some of the best and brightest members of our forum. Check out his interview with Damone here:http://www.mmaforum.com/mma-forum-lo...-8-damone.html
It's a been a long time since we've done an interview, so we're bringing it back, and we couldn't have found a better person for our first interview.
I think this sexy man needs no introduction. You know him as Corn, Bread, and even Sexy Nude Jew from time to time..
CornbreadBB
Aight Corn, MMA related first? or Personal questions?
mma related.
What made you become a fan of MMA?
I think it started off with loving Kung Fu movies and this was the closest thing to it in real life.....also small shorts, big junk.
Favorite kung fu movie?
Shaolin vs. Lama
Ooh nice. Do you have a favorite fighter or fighters?
Shogun because he is just so well rounded and Aleks because he is badass as hell and makes me poo myelf.
Do you have an all time favorite fight or fights?
Hansen vs Imanari
What is it about that fight that stands out?
Imanari kept trying to go for that leg lock and Joachim was finally like "**** you, here's my knee"
Word up. Which fighters style do you like to see the most?
I love Rua's muay thai.
Yeah, Rua's is my favorite as well. What was the first MMA fight you saw? If you can remember.
hmmmm....remembering isn't my specialty
(pause)
Steibling vs Silva I guess.
Don't think I've seen that one, I'll have to check it out. Who's your favorite non-UFC fighter? Boxer? Kickboxer?
hmmmm Alex Hug will always be a favorite...*cries*....
Sorry about that (I wasn't sorry 
) Last MMA question. Favorite fights featuring broads! (Swp's question, not mine)
Cyborg vs Gina....i always knew Gina was way too hyped because of her bosom
It is a nice bosom.. Aight, let's learn about yoooooou. (If you don't want to answer anything, just say pass)
baby you getting full access to the problem that is bread.
Well then, I will ask the tough questions! Real name?
William Hertz. Told you I was Jew
Woooow! super je- ok, How did you discover this forum?
Hmm...I forget, I think it was the first thing that came up when I searched for something about MMA on google.
Goodjob GOOGLE! Do you have any personal accomplishments you'd wish to talk (brag) about?
Since last year around this time I have lost 110 lbs and blossomed into a full figured woman. That's like losing 3 Long Island women. Oh, I also got a kitteh and she constantly puts my hand into butterfly guard.
(I'm expecting n00ds in my inbox shortly after this interview.) But, when you were a guy, have you ever knocked anyone out?
You want the one of me on the poker table or the one in the pantless Santa Clause costume? No I haven't though, but I has been ...I'm not sure if it's knocked out, but punched so hard I don't remember anything for a few seconds. Hm, that's exactly what being knocked out is..
Yo, Let's find that guy and beat his ass. Ski mask way, deal?
Yeah...let's kick the guys ass with a ski mask!
I'm frightened my kitty may have eaten one of my Zippo lighters. This shouldn't be an issue right?
yes, that is a serious issue lol.
Ah poo.
What do you do for a living?
I don't do anything, I'm a bum student.
Heh, I'm broke and in college student myself. I feel your pain. If you only had 24 hours to live what would you do?
Try to convince all my loved ones that I'll be in a better place and not to worry. Then I'd order Chinese food (General Tso's chicken, brown rice), I'd **** a Chinese chick with natural fat goods, then when my penis broke after doing it 2 million times, then, I would Overdose on Oxycontin.
Wow, good answer. The first part to your answer made me sad 
Come here baby, urrything gonna be alright
I feel so manly in your strong arms.. *ahem*. What would other students say about you?
They would either love me or hate me...besides for all the ghey, I'm not that different in person as I am on the forums. Er go, I says what I wants most of the time.
Hell yeah! Aight, 2 more questions. This question is very important, and a lot of people will look at you in ways after you answer this. Are you ready?
ooooh hell yeah
Are you a mac or a PC?
PC! Mac are ******* shit and way too expensive.
Oh good, I can breathe again. I was about to end this interview, delete your number..
I didn't know we were going to get that serious in this interiew, let me take a little break after that one.
Go ahead and take your breather.
okay, I think I'm good.
Awesome. Last question. This one comes from Michael Carson. Have you ever knocked anybody out for cradling your balls? Or at least come close to knocking someone out for it?
Why would I knock someone out for doing me a favor? So no.
Then MC asks if he could.. I'll let him ask you. Thank you so much Cornbread for letting me interview you, and for giving the forum and possible the WHOLE WORLD a deeper look into your life.
It was my pleasure babeh and MC already knows the answer.
And that's a wrap! Cornbread has bestowed his fine words of wisdom on us all. Make sure you +rep Cornbread as much as you can for taking the time to be interviewed, and be on the lookout for the next MMA Forum All Access Interview.
***Official*** MMA Forum All Access Interview... Week 1... CornbreadBB
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