[OFFICIAL] MMAF All Access Thread
- Week 4 -
What is up everybody? SpoKen here with week 4 of MMAF All Access. This week we have a relative new guy to the forum, but he has been making big waves with his high post count, great attitude, and contributions to this forum. He is dedicated, he is loved, and it's time we all get to know him a little bit better, right? I thought so! So lets kick this off!
(Intermission interviewed by SpoKen)
So Intermission, tell me why you love Rashad Evans? You don’t have the option of hating/disliking/not caring about him either.
I love Rashad because even after getting so brutally KOed he still has SOME dignity.
I don't know if I approve of that answer... Oh well, not everyone likes Rashad Evans. Do you have a favorite fighter or fighters?
"The Dreamcatcher" Gegard Mousasi and Mauricio "Shogun" Rua
It would be amazing if they fought wouldn't it? Who's your favorite non-UFC fighter? Boxer? Kickboxer?
Well Non-UFC MMA fighter then Gegard. Boxer I guess Manny Pacquiao and kickboxer would be Mousasi when he has those odd kickboxing fights
How do you feel about Pacquiao vs Mayweather being cancelled?
Angry, I am not a fan of boxing but this was going to be huge! I was going to buy this PPV too.
Which style of Martial Arts do you like seeing most?
BJJ, no doubt about it. I find submissions much more exciting then KO's.
Rashad has a BJJ black belt, maybe you'll like him more knowing that... no? Whatever! What was the first MMA fight you saw? If you can remember.
Lidell vs Sobral at UFC:40 I guess.
Favorite kung fu movie?
Don't really have one I guess, but if there was a kung fu movie based on Rashad getting knocked out. It would be my favorite.
Yeah.. I'm going to find out where you live, wait until you fall asleep.. and do things to you that'll scare people in jail. Things only Cornbread can get away Do you have an all time favorite fight or fights?
Wow lots, besides Mousasi and Shogun's full career, I would have to say Sanchez vs Guida.
Favorite fight featuring women?
Actually last weekends Connen vs Santos fight was great.
Aight Intermission, let's get personal! I hope your ready, but in case your not, I'll start off easy. What yo name is?!
Remember the name.
Not until you acknowledge that Rashad will take the title away from Shogun when that fight comes to past. How did you discover this forum?
Chuck Norris told me.
Whoa.. Did you get to touch Chuck Norris' beard?
Nope, he has a force field around him.
Figures, you could have sold his DNA on the black market for millions. Have you ever knocked anyone out? (Or beat someone down really badly)
Beat someone up yes, KO no. Not yet
Kid from my school and I were at my best friends house. He said he knew more about MMA then I did, so I laughed in his face and proved him wrong. He said "well fine but then I can at least beat you in a MMA fight. So again I laughed in his face (Despite the about 30 lbs weight diff in his favor) So we get the gloves from another friend and we start. He knows nothing about MMA really and tried to stand with me, but me being a fan of BJJ I took him down quick and EASILY passed to full mount where I unloaded on him pretty bad lol. He rolled over and gave me his back, so I took the RNC. That's the story.
Wow, poor kid. What do you do for a living?
I am a pro CPL fighter.
Doesn't pay much huh? If you only had 24 hours to live what would you do?
Kick the shit out of Rashad Evans.
You do know that Rashad Evans would probably shorten those 24 hours right?
Who? ohhh, the guy with the ugly KO face that I saw a spoof of? It was like him and Bisping lying together in bed bth KOed, it was cute.
He's also the guy who KO'd Liddell with one shot you MOTHERF- *Exhales* Are you a mac or a PC?
I have a PC but I want a Mac.
Wait, you want to downgrade? Silly! How much pr0n is on your harddrive?
Actually none to be honest.
And he calls himself a man But, as always, would you mind if Michael Carson cradled your balls shortly after this interview?
That would be the second time he did that today, but I'm down
Damn Michael Carson! You get around don't you?! Well, that's a wrap for this weeks edition of MMAF All Access. Intermission answered the questions the world has been dying to know, but now I'm sure no one likes him because of his constant Rashad bashing . But regardless! For his troubles you guys make sure to thank him and give him all the +rep he can handle!