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Best and Worst Nicknames

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#1 ·
Whats the worst MMA nickname? I think Jorge "The Naked Man" Ortiz takes it but there are a lot of bad ones I can be proven wrong.
 
#404 ·
vandalian said:
Maybe I'm missing something, but this guy's nickname is pretty crappy, too.

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ahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahah omfg....wat a loser lmao..... actually kenny florian's nickname is soo shit....ken-flo??? wtf is that it's basically his name again lol......best nickname has got to be El Guapo or the axe murderer....haha i wanna use mine in a competition once: "The Dirty Mexican".....but i think i'd get in trouble cuz it sounds pretty racist....lol man i gotta come up with a sick nickname
 
#408 ·
I've thrown some of these out before, but these are my variations on the sport's worst nicknames:

Keith "The Lean Mean Dean of the Green Bean" Jardine
Tito "The Huntington Beachball Head" Ortiz
Ken "The Worlds Most Dangerous Senior Citizen" Shamrock
Brad "The Hillbilly..." Imes
Eric "Butterbuns" Esch
Don "The Sexual Predator" Frye (come on, you know that mustache makes him look like a child molester)
Chad "Akebono" Rowan (he's not even Japanese)
Frank "Twinkle Twinkle Twinkie" Trigg
Rory "Version 2.5" Singer (I didn't even change that one)
Shonie "International Crotch" Carter

Hope I made someone laugh.
 
#409 ·
IronMan said:
I've thrown some of these out before, but these are my variations on the sport's worst nicknames:

Keith "The Lean Mean Dean of the Green Bean" Jardine
Tito "The Huntington Beachball Head" Ortiz
Ken "The Worlds Most Dangerous Senior Citizen" Shamrock
Brad "The Hillbilly..." Imes
Eric "Butterbuns" Esch
Don "The Sexual Predator" Frye (come on, you know that mustache makes him look like a child molester)
Chad "Akebono" Rowan (he's not even Japanese)
Frank "Twinkle Twinkle Twinkie" Trigg
Rory "Version 2.5" Singer (I didn't even change that one)
Shonie "International Crotch" Carter

Hope I made someone laugh.
Yeah man. I laughed. Those are all great, but I don't think you need to change Frank Triggs either, "Twinkle Toes" is already bad enough, lol.
 
#413 ·
UFC85 has, along with one of the worst event names got the card with the worst nicknames.

Jason 'Dooms' Day - awful pun.
Marcus 'The Irish Hand Grenade' Davies - he's not Irish.
Brandon 'The Truth' Vera - what?
Matt 'Handsome' Wiman - just makes him sound like a div.
Neil 'Old Skool' Wain - can't spell school and makes me think of the early days of UFC when it was one or two skilled guys and a bunch of tough guy contestants.
 
#417 ·
Marcus 'The Irish Hand Grenade' Davies - he's not Irish.
When he fought in Ireland (and they changed his nickname for that), didn't he say something about being the son of Irish immigrants, and had grown up working a potato farm?

Not that it makes him Irish, but I guess it gives him at least a tiny bit of right to use the name.

Man, I just looked him up on Wikipedia. The dude has had a pro boxing career, a pro MMA career, opened an MMA gym, opened a bar, been married twice, divorced twice, and has four kids. Man, he's been busy. And I didn't realize he was 35, the dude doesn't look bad at all for an old man that has made his living fighting.
 
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