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TUF 7: The one-liners

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#1 ·
Thought it would be fun to keep track of these. Add any you remember because I know there are a lot more.

Forrest:

"There will be absolutely no clapping."

Paraphrased:
"Room full of naked guys. Fantastic."

Paraphrased:
"He's good. Maybe too good. F*** him. I'm not coaching him."

I'm drawing a blank for Rampage right now, but I know he's given his share.
 
#68 ·
3 Rampage lines had me laughing for days..

in the preliminary bouts:

"Hey, get your face out his nuts!"

"Don't let him knee you in the ass!"

and a few episodes back talking about Forest flipping a coin:

"I will say this about him though, he's got... combuniance(?)"

Forrest, my favorite so far:

"I think he's gonna be the next Matt Hammil so f*** him!"
 
#78 ·
Yeah, I really was impressed with his ability. He really comes off as a dumbass. remember the trouble he had with the dishwasher!? I felt bad for the guy when May was being a jackass with Jesse's gatorade. He seems pretty vulnerable when it comes to intelligence.
 
#85 ·
Damn swpthleg, you beat me to it lol. Forrest said something along the line of, "There is only one thing worse than a guy who talks shit and can't back it up, and that's someone who talks shit and does back it up." It's not a direct quote but it was something like that, I thaought it was funny.

Also Tim Crueder screaming like someone from al-queda, followed by punching GSP in the face several times while prepping himself for the fight was funny too.
 
#91 ·
Amir said something like:

"If you would've lined up the first guy I fought to make it in the house, Gerald Harris, Matt Brown, and CB Dollaway, and said that I had 6 weeks to beat them all, I would've just said, 'No."

The face he had was so serious.
 
#92 ·
This cracked me up the most -
*After Forrest's Cale lost to CB, they're sitting in the locker room.
Forrest: "I can't stand cocky guys, who back it up. I mean, its the cockyness...i hate it"
Amir: "Forrest, you suck at speeches, man..."

I laughed so hard...
 
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