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Nipple twist = win

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#1 ·
The most important observation of the night is yet to be made, appearently.

I think it is empirically proven by now. Nipple twisting equals a win. GSP, Rashad AND Jardine. And both Rashad and Jardine had really tough fights ahead of them and the nippletwist obviously gave tham the upper hand they needed. Will we see more of this in the future? What happens when two nippletwisters meet?
 
#34 ·
As ridiculous as this thread sounds...it's pretty funny and relevant at the same time...lolz...lolz!!

"Can we get confirmation,"...lolz...lolz. That's a good one.
 
#19 ·
So let me get this straight.. GSP didn't do the nipple twist when he got destroyed by Serra? Do we have any nipple twisting during the 2nd fight?

Also, so far we've seen 3 fighters successfully tweak their nipples and winning their fights.. but if two fighters do it.. what would happen?

Does Rashad vs. Tito have nipple tweaking? If someone could rewatch it (I can't on this slow internet I have here) because if both fighters tweaked their nipples... then we may have an epidemic.

BTW, best thread ever.
 
#20 ·
I have to bump this thread for more people to see the greatness of nipple twisting. From now on I'll do it on every important occasion in order to gain maximum power.
 
#21 ·
Crap
i was hoping this thread would not be made. When i saw Keith Jardine twist his nipples and then end up winning the fight i right away realized the importance of my discovery. I was planning to enter the "fighting fedor" tv show and then against fedor i was going to twist my nipples and whoop his ass. Now that everyone knows the secret though, i guess we will end up having a draw / :
 
#22 ·
guys, nipple twisting is a new revolutionary idea which has just come to surface. you don't just have to use it before a fight, i twisted my nipples this morning, and went on to make a breakfast on par with a gormet chef!

i have a maths test coming up later this week, good job i found out nipple twisting because now i'll probably get an A.
 
#28 ·
I believe we have new data on the length of time with the twisting. With GSP and Rashad it seemed that a quick pinch then twist up led to a dominate performance. Now Keith won but it was not dominate and I think I know why- he over twisted and then even tugged and pulled on the nips:

Props to:
http://www.cagepotato.com/2008/10/20/would-you-let-this-man-babysit-your-kids/

I think this over twist- coupled with the creepy look into the camera followed by the herky jerky tugjob at the end might have led Keith to lose some of the riddum power on the initial twist.

I believe a quick twist, no creepy looks and definitely not an overlong tugjob is the key to maximum riddum and fight performance.

Please discuss and feel free to add your own theories as we need to truly understand the maximum use of the nipple twist's power. :thumbsup:​
 
#30 ·
I think it was quiet clear Jardine was just trying to be funny, just aping the professionals, only cool kids should try the nipple twist - it does nothing for you otherwise - sort of like drinking coke, I've seen documented evidence the awesome power it can bring cool kids - but yet we've all seen less cool people try and fail to drink coke. Same with using tampons.
 
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