-You are constantly finding yourself practicing BJJ on your couch pillows and choking them out.
-You can't go a day without looking something up on the internet MMA related.
-You are constantly critiquing people who wear MMA attire.
-You play UFC Undisputed 2009 Demo till your hands bleed/thumbs sore and all you can think about is Goldberg and Rogan talking about John Hackleman and ChuteBox training.
-You still are finding yourself discussing "Greasegate".
-Everytime a PPV comes around you throw a party that is "SuperBowl Esque" with hor'dourves and a keg of beer.
-When you patiently wait at your computer days leading up to a fight to catch a Dana White video blog.
-You can only masterbate to chicks with five ounce gloves on specifically Gina Carano or any ring girl for that matter.
i have laughed out loud 4 times in this thread already. Keep em coming.
- You get super exited when you realise you are the exact same weight and dimensions as miguel torres
- You've practically learnt fluent japanese from watching so many Pride and K-1 shows.
- Just thinking of bas rutten makes you smile
- You think you could take on that huge guy at the bar, because he smokes and would "gas early in the second". When you wake up you realise he flattened you before you even got your hands up. (True story)
- You're looking forward to may 23rd more than your own birthday
- You get audibly exasperated every time you see a brand new member on MMAF make a p4p thread
This is so funny because I say that all the time. " dam i've put on a few pounds i will have to cut weight to get back into my weight class .
*When ever your friends wrestle you wish you was on the floor with the half naked man.
*Never mind how big somebody is you always think 'well if I get him on his back I can win this'.
*Your friends avoid mma in general because when they get you started you dont shut the F*** up!
*Instead of watching porn you watch a large russian and couldnt imagine anybody else you would rather marry. Just me?
also
*Instead of having naked lady pictures on your comp and as your background you have fedor as your background (that you made yourself obviously) and random pictures of buff looking half nude guys.
*When talking to lasses you cant help but go on about mma.
*You want to assault anybody who says anything about mma and they dont know what they are talking about.
I dreamt that I fought in the UFC, almost got KO'd but eventually won by kneebar. Plus, I was outside of my body while doing it so I had to make all the moves in the air for me in the octagon to make them (wtf!?)
I had a dream that I fought Jesus for the UFC bantamweight title (apparently, this was in the future, when the UFC and WEC have blended together). He defeated Miguel Torres to win the belt, and had god (beard and all) and the holy spirit (who, for some reason, looks like Fedor) in his corner.
I took a beating in round one and two, but caught him with a big right hand in the third, got on top, and put him in a crucifix to get the tapout.
You know you're weird when your dreams combine MMA, explicit and subtle forms of blasphemy and DMX's "Ain't No Sunshine" as my walkout music (which also played after I won, like the WWE).
* When your DOG knows which submission moves you are going for and reacts accordingly. (I guess that also means your ground game needs work
* When your wife tells you she needs to lose 4 pounds and you recommend cardio and a sweat suit, not a diet (or more intelligently, tell her she's perfect and doesn't need to lose a pound). .
* WHen the guys at work who ever watch fights ask you if you saw "the fights on last night" which were Unleased, etc, and they say, "you know, the guy with the tattoos," and you know EXACTLY who they are talking about.
When you are not at all surprised that the magic of a Buffer turn makes a spouse complaining about watching MMA, quit complaining and start enjoying the fight. This happened and it made my f*cking year.
-You can be sure you are heavy into mma when your gf stops flinching at your pulled elbows from the mount.
this is the best thread. I could never count how many times I've put my girlfriend in heelhooks though seriously, thats where you learn the sickest techniques for tapping out dummies.
guilty. yup, girlfriend's 7-year-old sister. almost did that yesterday. ::Shudder:: never!
You almost get into a fight with stupid frat boys every fight you watch at a bar.
You're actually excited when some dbag grinds up on your friends when you're out cuz you might get a chance to try out a sweet move.
The guy behind the bar during fight nights knows you by name and has your drink ready for you (my guy even gave my girl a couple free drinks he invented. I tipped the sh*t out of him too).
-someone went for a high five and you countered with a spinning back fist.
-When listening to music you consider every song a possible interance song.
-you tell your kid an A+ in Geometry is good Octagon controle
-You think it's still possible to be a Protiege in MMA in your mid-forties
-You've lost your voice watching a paper view
-You've been caught by your girlfriend rolling with another guy with your shirts off and see nothing Gay about it
- When people ask you who you think is going to win instead of just naming the fighter you name the pro's and con's of each fighter, give an in depth analsys of how you think the fight will go, and even state your round and finish method expected
- You constantly bitch about the lack of ***** trainers near you which is keeping you from taking Fedor's title
- You are going to see your family for the first time in a couple of years and you are trying to figure out how to get away from them and watch the PPV (actually happening to me, need to watch on May 23rd!)
- Your wife/gf buys you UFC tickets for your birthday and you cry, but show no emotion when watching your wedding video
- When you and your wife discuss children you start talking about the order you want to introduce them into martial arts instead of where you hope they go to college (pissed my wife off a few times with this, lol. "Ok, so he will start with MT, then move to BJJ so he is ready for wrestling when he gets to middle school, etc")
- You know which song UFC fighters actually come out to vs what they play on UFC replay's on Spike
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