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post #21 of 53 (permalink) Old 01-12-2007, 07:33 PM
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Next time you see him in the halls, walk up behind him and kick the back of his knee as hard as you can. I guarantee with absolute certainty he will fall to the ground. Kick him right behind the knee with all your might and when he is on the ground, if he is on his back, mount him and pin his arms underneath your legs and beat the shit out of his face. Aim for the eyes and nose, not the teeth, that is stupid because one hit to the teeth and your not gonna feel like punching him anymore because your knuckles are gonna be split open and bleeding everywhere. Aim for the nose and eyes. If he lands on his stomach then punch him in the back of the head and give him kidney shots until he cries. Then stick your finger down your throat and throw up in his mouth. Also if you have to fart you should fart in his mouth.
I take it you have your original front teeth? Speaking from experience, I'd take any number of injuries over losing my teeth. It doesn't matter if he wants to hit him anymore. That guy will be seriously ****ed off.
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post #22 of 53 (permalink) Old 01-12-2007, 07:44 PM
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I take it you have your original front teeth? Speaking from experience, I'd take any number of injuries over losing my teeth. It doesn't matter if he wants to hit him anymore. That guy will be seriously ****ed off.
I've never had my teeth knocked out but I agree that would be one of the worst things to happen, but I'm guessing the threadstarter isn't very big otherwise this guy wouldn't be picking on him and he wouldn't be asking us what to do. They are in 9th grade and he must be small so I would wager it would take several hits to the mouth before he actually knocks his teeth out. By the time he finally knocks them loose his knuckles will be spilt open so far and he will be in so much pain he would prolly regret it. Especially after he has to go to the hospital to get 100 stitches on his hand. I was small too for my age and while nothing is worse than getting your teeth knocked down your throat, getting 2 big black swollen bloody eyes and a nice broken nose would be a close second. And you get to keep your knuckles too. If this kid has never punched anything before (a bag, a human, whatever), which it sounds like he hasn't, his knuckles are probably weak and sensitive. He'd be walking around with excrutiating pain in his hand for the next 5 or 6 days while the other guy has some fresh new white teeth that will never get cavities.

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post #23 of 53 (permalink) Old 01-12-2007, 07:52 PM
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ko him and then show a broom handle up his ass
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post #24 of 53 (permalink) Old 01-12-2007, 08:01 PM
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Man don't worry if it was a fight and if u lost because who cares. Oh and for those people who said ur a coward and that u got beat up that can be fixed very quickly by, beating the shit out of him as u sound like his punches did'nt hurt.
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post #26 of 53 (permalink) Old 01-12-2007, 08:07 PM
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Get your big mate to beat him up. Never fails.
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post #27 of 53 (permalink) Old 01-12-2007, 08:12 PM
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Son, what you need to do now is get a hold of your fathers gun. Take it to school with you and finish off this kid, and anybody else who said you lost or has been making fun of you. Make sure you get a head shot on the kid you were fighting with as well, that will send them a message.
That's f*cked up...
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yeah, that was a fight

It was a fight...
a one sided fight, but a fight nonetheless

Dont cheap shot him... call him out.

If the punches didnt hurt then, it wont hurt now.

It obviously bugs you, otherwise you never woulda brought it up.

The biggest regret you will have is by NOT doing a thing.

You've got nothing to lose.
If you fight and LOSE... at least people will respect you for not being a coward by hiding behind a gun or your friends.
If you WIN, be the bigger man and offer him your hand.
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Sucker elbow him. Failing that, take him down, mount and pummel his face while screaming. People wont mess cos they'll think you're mental.
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post #30 of 53 (permalink) Old 01-12-2007, 08:47 PM
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first of all, are you a guy or girl?
thats funny. Alright now down it business dude. I agree with another guy on here about that if you haven't hit anything it will hurt your fist (and you'll hit like a p****). Go to a sporting goods store (actually first watch a boxing tutorial online on how to throw a proper punch ((remember cork the end of your punches for maximum face smashing power(((you probably have no idea what that is but whatever))). Anyways go to the sporting goods store and pummel the living shit out of a heavy bag, alright. Seriously toughen the F*** up. I would tell you to spar with a friend but you gotta get this f*** asap son. Now take some no-xplode before u fight this b!tch, or speed or angel dust if theres anything lying around k. Im just being real son. If you have followed these steps you are definately ready to da dangity dangity put the heat on him. P.S. If this plan all goes to shit and hes winning just grab his balls, i was in a fight when i was 12and this guy grabbed my f***in balls because his Secret Servise agent dad taught him to do it and it crippled me in a matter of seconds. Seriously im being real real son.
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