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Old 01-12-2007, 10:06 PM   #31 (permalink)
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thats funny. Alright now down it business dude. I agree with another guy on here about that if you haven't hit anything it will hurt your fist (and you'll hit like a p****). Go to a sporting goods store (actually first watch a boxing tutorial online on how to throw a proper punch ((remember cork the end of your punches for maximum face smashing power(((you probably have no idea what that is but whatever))). Anyways go to the sporting goods store and pummel the living shit out of a heavy bag, alright. Seriously toughen the F*** up. I would tell you to spar with a friend but you gotta get this f*** asap son. Now take some no-xplode before u fight this b!tch, or speed or angel dust if theres anything lying around k. Im just being real son. If you have followed these steps you are definately ready to da dangity dangity put the heat on him. P.S. If this plan all goes to shit and hes winning just grab his balls, i was in a fight when i was 12and this guy grabbed my f***in balls because his Secret Servise agent dad taught him to do it and it crippled me in a matter of seconds. Seriously im being real real son.
Okay..whatever you do, DONT grab his balls. I'm sure this guy was being sarcastic but just incase you are gullibal, dont do it. i know this guy that got into a fight with this dude at a highschool and he grabbed his balls and it hurt his reputation, people just thought "yeah hes gay.." anyways...

I don't get how he punched you 3 times and you didnt have a chance to fight back, now i seriously doubt a 9th grader has Vitor Belforts hand speed..then again, maybe thats why they were so quick, he was just like TA TA TA. and then it was broken up..doubt that though as well. You should have tried to get into the clinch after the first punch, not try to tank his hits, thats why people think you got your ass kicked because you just took the hits without doing anything. I know they broke it up before you could but alot of people like to have there own stories and stretch the truth.

Oh yeah, dont kick him in the nuts..thats stupid, only knee him in the nuts in the clinch if its your only shot at winning, a kick is just cowardly like, you could just say you were aiming for his stomache if people give you shit about kneeing him in the nuts.

Go all out, its fighting between freshmans so i doubt any of you have a style so the only thing you guys probably know is, throw your fists in front of you. if his punches are weak you have a good shot at winning, just dont let him pin you to the ground.
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Old 01-12-2007, 10:06 PM   #32 (permalink)
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thats funny. Alright now down it business dude. I agree with another guy on here about that if you haven't hit anything it will hurt your fist (and you'll hit like a p****). Go to a sporting goods store (actually first watch a boxing tutorial online on how to throw a proper punch ((remember cork the end of your punches for maximum face smashing power(((you probably have no idea what that is but whatever))). Anyways go to the sporting goods store and pummel the living shit out of a heavy bag, alright. Seriously toughen the F*** up. I would tell you to spar with a friend but you gotta get this f*** asap son. Now take some no-xplode before u fight this b!tch, or speed or angel dust if theres anything lying around k. Im just being real son. If you have followed these steps you are definately ready to da dangity dangity put the heat on him. P.S. If this plan all goes to shit and hes winning just grab his balls, i was in a fight when i was 12and this guy grabbed my f***in balls because his Secret Servise agent dad taught him to do it and it crippled me in a matter of seconds. Seriously im being real real son.
I agree with everything you said. Especially the part about corkscrewing your punches at the end. I try to tell everyone that, it doesn't matter how small you are, if you know the correct way to punch it is all over for your opponent. Put all your leg and hip momentum into the punch, keeping your fist upside down with your fingernails pointed up until you get to the very last second of your punch a few inches from your target and flip your wrist real fast right side up while transferring all of your momentum from your bottom half to your punching hand. That is the key to an instant broken nose (which will stop him from fighting immediately, kids will not have the mental toughness to continue a fight with a broken nose, hell, even most adults would give up at that point), or a one punch KO.
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Old 01-13-2007, 12:12 AM   #33 (permalink)
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lol this threads went nuts! I bet he wasnt expecting this kind of reply!
For the people who say grab a gun or what ever. A laugh yeah, but some people are ****ed up in the head mate, they don't need much to get them doing crazy shit. It's totally irresponsible to come out with shit like that.

First off, what age is 9th grade anyway?

Always have more than one plan just in case circumstances don't allow the 1st option. Don't take him down if his mates are around, kicks in the face are not nice. I wouldn't advise grabbing a guys sweets unless you want to hear about it for the rest of you're school days (& we all know how you're Phil Baroni thread went Fedor ) but kneeing and kicking is allowed if you think you've not much chance of winning. Being a small guy myself I went through school without much natural power & we need to find other means of quick damaging methods. I've always found that 1 headbut in the sweet spot (bridge of the nose) works much better than a punch (unless you've decent power and get him right on the tip of his jaw). Of course you could just keep butting him till he drops, which isn't too difficult a technique.
I'm not sure about trying clinch techniques as they need practice to get right.
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Old 01-13-2007, 12:21 AM   #34 (permalink)
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If he comes at you again, before he gets a chance to punch you, grab him in the chest, pull him towards you and rattle your forehead into the bridge of his nose three times (each time use you're arms as well as you're neck) then push him away. If he comes at you again then you'll be in a fight.
The ol' head smash to the nose series. Learned it off my Drill Sgt. in basic.
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Old 01-13-2007, 01:21 AM   #35 (permalink)
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This thread is insane, and demonstrates why people dislike MMA.

First of all, labelling the incident a "fight" or not is pointless. The poster of this thread was attacked, pure and simple. Not reacting to an attack with violence is an acceptable and noble response, and one that is not easy, as you may find yourself branded a coward because you refused to use violence. Of course, as the poster was physically attacked without provocation, counterattacking in this situation would have been justified as self defence.

Most of the "advice" presented so far is risky. Some of you are recommending fighting tactics (takedowns, ground-and-pound) that take years of specialized training to develop, and are utilized in a rule-bound professional sport. Mauy Thai, Brazillian Jiu-Jitsu, wrestling and the like are, at their core, SPORTS. That doesn't mean they have no use in self-defence, but they require a significant investment of time to develop properly, and they can be hobbled by the fact the recognize conflict as having rules. How does, for instance, Mauy Thai train to defend against an attack by someone wielding a club? They don't, obviously, because you don't use a club in a Mauy Thai match.

If you're interested in self-defence, look at the Wikipedia entry on Krav Maga . Krav Maga is not a sport. It is a series of techniques soley designed to teach you to defend yourself if you're attacked. It acknowledges no rules in an attack. In your situation, Krav Maga would likely advise to intercept the blows with your left forearm and strike your opponent with an open, cupped right hand in the groin as hard as you possibly could. That will give you time to exit the area and avoid a further attack.

Of all the "advice" offered so far, I need to single out two pieces, one correct, and one incorrect. Correct - if you intend to actually engage in physical combat, work a heavy bag. If you don't know what it feels like to throw and land a punch, you will have no confidence behind your punching and they will be ineffective. When you do so, you must be properly equipped. Wrap your hands properly - or buy a pair of Everlast Evergel hand wraps, which do the same job, with the addition of really good wrist support. If you've ever missed a left hook and jammed your thumb on the bag, you'll appreciate the wrist support. Then get a pair of 16-ounce training gloves. Without proper equipment, repeated bag work with crush the small bones in your hand. The gloves also build your arms as you swing. It doesn't sound like much, but 16 ounces at the end of your hands is significant.

Bad advice - aim for the teeth. Aiming for the teeth is the kind of advice you get from armchair tacticians. All that's going to happen is you're going to split your knuckles down to the bone on the sharp edge of your assailant's teeth and bleed all over the place. Aim for the nose. A good, solid punch in the snotbox is both painful and disorienting. And for the love of the all-mighty, DO NOT headbutt without training. You're likley to strike with the bridge of your nose and break it.
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Old 01-13-2007, 01:26 AM   #36 (permalink)
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just dont get suspended dude it can end bad
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Old 01-13-2007, 04:16 AM   #37 (permalink)
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In my defence :
Do not headbut without training? People are talking about buying gloves, punching bags & all sorts of paraphernalia, he's probably gonna see this dude on monday or so, hardly enough time to get 'up to speed' on techniques. Using you're head is by far the quickest and easiest way to deliver a powerfull blow and as long as he keeps his head tilted forwards he's onto a winner. Even if he connected with teeth, the guys lost said teeth & at worst he'll have a small scar (which some women find gives character ).
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Old 01-13-2007, 07:44 AM   #38 (permalink)
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Punch in the teeth!? It really is crazy when you think about it.
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Old 01-13-2007, 07:52 AM   #40 (permalink)
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have no training? no problem: gouge his eyes and then kick him hard in the balls. No man could punch/headbutt harder
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