Does it count as a fight? - Page 5 - MMA Forum - UFC Forums - UFC Results - MMA Videos
Other MMA & Amateur MMA Have something else to add or discuss about Mixed Martial Arts? This is the place to discuss the up-and-coming promotions and/or fighters most people don't know about!

Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
post #41 of 53 (permalink) Old 01-13-2007, 02:39 PM
MMA Fanatic
 
Omaplata's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 48
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by SuzukS
have no training? no problem: gouge his eyes and then kick him hard in the balls. No man could punch/headbutt harder
This is practical advice for fending off an attack. Simple, requires no preparation, and very effective. The only thing to add is to make sure you kick at the knee (snapping your foot forward. The beauty of the advice, though, is that it's really hard to screw up a kick in the stones.

And, sorry, guys - there's no way the poster of this thread, given what they established in the opening post, could strike with enough force to loosen a tooth. All that would happen is they'd split open their fist and bleed.

"What's crazy about standin' toe-to-toe and saying 'I am'?"
- Rocky Balboa
Omaplata is offline  
Sponsored Links
Advertisement
 
post #42 of 53 (permalink) Old 01-13-2007, 02:41 PM
i've earned my stripes
 
Join Date: Jul 2006
Posts: 5,989
                     
I can't believe I let this thread go 5 pages deep before I even noticed it.

I'm slippin'.

MOVED.

i'm a monster
i'm a maven
i know this world is changin'
never gave in
never gave up
i'm the only thing i'm afraid of
T.B. is offline  
post #43 of 53 (permalink) Old 01-13-2007, 03:20 PM
Flyweight
 
Join Date: Jul 2006
Posts: 379
 
Keep your hands up and swing, even if you get hurt pain always goes away.
kyle1 is offline  
post #44 of 53 (permalink) Old 01-13-2007, 04:20 PM
Flyweight
 
Hughesfan2791's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: England
Posts: 385
   
Im in year 11 mate and had people like him do stuff like that, fu*kin anoyin aint it. Especially with people going "ow u got battered". Yer, he punched me big deal. Next time dont take the sh*t. IF he stares at you stare back and you ask him what the fu*k hes lookin at. lol may sound stupid but do it. He'll then probs come over to ya, but be ready and stand up, take a punch and smack him straight in the face. Even if you get sent to the head, you had a reason for KOing him, he touched you first. Fued over n u probs get respect off other kids in year, specially if hes a right K*ob head.
Hughesfan2791 is offline  
post #45 of 53 (permalink) Old 01-14-2007, 05:51 AM
F*ck You I Rhyme Better
 
Organik's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Toronto
Posts: 2,458
                     
punch him in the throat if that doesnt work

simply **** his grandmother... and snap his dogs legs untill they resemble the letter "L"

then your even

Last edited by Organik; 01-14-2007 at 05:54 AM.
Organik is offline  
post #46 of 53 (permalink) Old 01-14-2007, 06:14 AM
I eat babies
 
WouldLuv2FightU's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Troy, Ohio
Posts: 7,647
Blog Entries: 3
                     
Quote:
Originally Posted by Organik
punch him in the throat if that doesnt work

simply **** his grandmother... and snap his dogs legs untill they resemble the letter "L"

then your even
That's cruel. What would be more humane and even more effective would be to simply cut off all his dog's limbs and throw him in a bucket of salt and watch him try to escape the pain with his little bloody stubs. Then feed his carcass to the bully.


BTW 9th grade is about 14 years old.
WouldLuv2FightU is offline  
post #47 of 53 (permalink) Old 01-14-2007, 07:21 AM
( . )( . )
 
Zender's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Scotland
Posts: 843
                     
14? I thought everyone had a couple of fisty cuffs under their belts by that time. lol
Zender is offline  
post #48 of 53 (permalink) Old 01-14-2007, 07:40 AM
Bad boys bad boys!
 
pauly_j's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: GY, England
Posts: 2,477
                     
Leg him up then kick him in the face.
pauly_j is offline  
post #49 of 53 (permalink) Old 01-14-2007, 11:24 AM
( . )( . )
 
Zender's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Scotland
Posts: 843
                     
Quote:
Originally Posted by pauly_j
Leg him up then kick him in the face.
WTF is 'leg him up' ?
Zender is offline  
post #50 of 53 (permalink) Old 01-14-2007, 01:36 PM
True Grappler
 
IronMan's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2006
Location: New York City, New York
Posts: 6,222
                     
Quote:
Originally Posted by gibboeng9
dude **** what people think, at the end of the day you took 3 of his punches and you were still standing,i'd be saying to people that he punches like a *****. do you think you could take this chump?if so ask your self is it worth it?because what's the point of getting in trouble over some loser,just be proud that you took his 3 best shots and afterwards you thought man he pnches like a *****.
I'm going to go with this guy. If he hits like a b*tch then tell him that. If he wants a second shot, let him take one, once he starts swinging you are perfectly in your own rights to give him a shot or two of your own. Just don't over do it.



Sig by Toxic

Barnett - Toquinho -Werdum - "Nurmie"
Z. Gurgel - Morango - Rocha - Tiequan
IronMan is offline  
Reply

Quick Reply
Message:
Options

Register Now



In order to be able to post messages on the MMA Forum - UFC Forums - UFC Results - MMA Videos forums, you must first register.
Please enter your desired user name, your email address and other required details in the form below.

User Name:
Password
Please enter a password for your user account. Note that passwords are case-sensitive.

Password:


Confirm Password:
Email Address
Please enter a valid email address for yourself.

Email Address:
OR

Log-in









Human Verification

In order to verify that you are a human and not a spam bot, please enter the answer into the following box below based on the instructions contained in the graphic.




Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 
Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Show Printable Version
Email this Page Email this Page
Display Modes
Linear Mode Linear Mode



Posting Rules  
You may post new threads
You may post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are Off
Pingbacks are Off
Refbacks are On

 
For the best viewing experience please update your browser to Google Chrome