Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Glasgow, Scotland
awesome another ranger fan. I watch a lot of the premier league and I cant get enough of Soccer Am and Soccer Saturday but I dont have one team I just have a few teams I like. Im loving Hull at the moment last year it was Birmingham. I like Pompey too.
Have you been to Govan if so you may enjoy this story that was sent to me today.
A major hurricane (Senga) and an earthquake measuring 5.8 on the
its epicentre in Govan. Victims were seen wandering around
aimlessly, muttering "Pure mental, man-no?".
The hurricane decimated the area causing approximately £30 worth of
damage. Several priceless collections of mementos from Majorca and
the Costa Del Sol were damaged beyond repair. Three areas of
historic burnt out cars were disturbed. Many locals were woken well
before their giros arrived.
Clyde FM reported that hundreds of residents were confused and
bewildered and were still trying to come to terms with the fact that
something interesting had happened in Govan. One resident - Kiely
McGlumpher, a 15-year-old mother of 5 said "It gied me a pure fright
so's it did, my little Chardonnay-Mercedes came running into my
bedroom greetin'. My youngest two, Tyler-Morgan and Megan-Storm
slept through it all. Ah wiz still shaking when I was watching
Trisha the next morning, so's ah wiz."
Apparently though, looting, muggings and car crime were unaffected
and carried on as normal.
The British Red Cross has so far managed to ship 4,000 crates of
Sunny Delight to the area to help the stricken locals. Rescue
workers are still searching through the rubble and have found large
quantities of personal belongings, including benefit books and Bone
China from Poundstretchers.
HOW CAN YOU HELP?
This appeal is to raise money for food and clothing parcels for
those unfortunate enough to be caught up in this disaster. Clothing
is most sought after - items most needed include:
- Fila or Burberry baseball caps
- Kappa tracksuit tops (his and hers)
- Shell suits (female)
- White sport socks
- Rockport boots or Adidas trainers
Food parcels may be harder to come by, but are needed all the same.
Required foodstuffs include:
- Microwave meals
- Pies from Greggs
- Tins of baked beans
- Ice cream
- Cans of Special Brew or bottle of Buckie.
22p buys a biro for filling in the compensation forms
£2 buys chips, crisps and Irn Bru for a family of 9
£5 will pay for a packet of B&H and a lighter to calm the nerves of
Rescue workers found a girl in the rubble smothered in raspberry
alcho-pop... 'where are you bleeding from?' they asked, "Ibrox" said
the girl, "wits that tae you?"