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Standup Technique MMA Standup fighting techniques.
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03-08-2007, 09:44 PM
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#51 (permalink)
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Outta My Head
Join Date: May 2006
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I don't even believe the OP is ever on the board any more. Oh well...
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03-13-2007, 07:39 PM
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#52 (permalink)
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Flyweight
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Waterloo, Ontario, Canada
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sorry guys...i havent been on in a long while...ya i dont need help anymore...that guy came after me at a party and i whooped that mutha's ass...thanx guys tips came in handy
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03-14-2007, 02:19 AM
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#53 (permalink)
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MMA Fanatic
Join Date: Mar 2007
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I read this whole thread..A surprising number of ridiculous answers.
Avoid him.
If he starts with you, kick him in the nuts.
Or you can leg kick him really hard, that freaks most people out.
Dont try to take him down, he'll probably fall on top of you and smother you. Even if you do take him down one of his buddies will probably kick you in the face.
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03-14-2007, 11:23 AM
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#54 (permalink)
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MMA Fanatic
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Atl
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Better yet, just kick ALL of his buddies in the balls. Once they are all lying in a pile of whiny girls, he'll probably back off. And if he doesn't, then you know he doesn't have any balls. That's when an old fashioned TKD sidekick to the kneecap is useful. Hyperextend his knee. He will possibly fall forward which is when you can punch him in the mouth, knocking out his front teeth, then headbutt his nose, busting it open and getting blood all over his Justin Timberlake shirt. Finally, when he is lying on the ground crying, take his cell phone, and call the nearest hospital to book him a room (cuz after all, you're a nice guy), then hand him back the cell phone, lean down close to him, and whisper in his ear, "I'm the man". Then, go home with all of their girlfriends, and let them clean his blood off of your shoes.
I mean, I'm just sayin....
Or.....um.....you could just avoid the confontation.
I just read the part where you already handles the prob. Oh well, I'll post this just in case someone else needs the advice.
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03-14-2007, 11:38 AM
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#55 (permalink)
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Banned
Join Date: Jan 2007
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This was posted a month ago, he probably already had the fight 
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03-14-2007, 08:56 PM
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#56 (permalink)
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Bantamweight
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: daly city
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Originally Posted by Tap112
I read this whole thread..A surprising number of ridiculous answers.
Avoid him.
If he starts with you, kick him in the nuts.
Or you can leg kick him really hard, that freaks most people out.
Dont try to take him down, he'll probably fall on top of you and smother you. Even if you do take him down one of his buddies will probably kick you in the face.
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"I read this whole thread.." i think the most ridiculous answer is giving advice when he put up 7 hours before your answer that it already happened...
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03-14-2007, 10:00 PM
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MMA Fanatic
Join Date: Feb 2007
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do something he might not expect, like rush him fast and just throw a flurry of punches. they wont hurt him as much as one strong blow but they will most likely daze him and possibly make him slip and fall.
btw its a street fight so saything goes, go to limewire and DL Pit fighting with chuck liddell or with Bas Rutten. they teach you valuable street fighting skills.
i would go with a downward kick to his kneecap to take him off balance. if all else fails groin kick him, and make sure you got some guys who are willing to go with you just incase you get ur ass kicked bad, so they could jump in.
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03-15-2007, 07:33 AM
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#58 (permalink)
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MMA Fanatic
Join Date: Feb 2007
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Originally Posted by traf_quake
sorry guys...i havent been on in a long while...ya i dont need help anymore...that guy came after me at a party and i whooped that mutha's ass...thanx guys tips came in handy
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Care to elaborate how was it? Im curious
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03-15-2007, 11:15 AM
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#59 (permalink)
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Flyweight
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Waterloo, Ontario, Canada
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Originally Posted by SpartanElite_MX
Care to elaborate how was it? Im curious
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ya man i dunno he just came at me and i blocked a couple shots and just went nuts....like i dunno it happened so fast its like a blur...i just remember like punching and kicking like crazy until he went down...then i was like oh shit! i won lol
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03-15-2007, 02:14 PM
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#60 (permalink)
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MMA Fanatic
Join Date: Mar 2007
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lol. You shoulda kicked the shit outta him while he was on the ground.
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