Yeah, you need roids to get like those guys. Stick with the whey. What do you mean it's shit for you? Does it not work, or does it just taste bad? The thing is, most whey powders taste like crap, but you have to find what's easiest to choke down. I found EAS to be a good brand. That's the only brand I'd buy for a few years.
If the problem is it's just not working, it's not the protein. You need to be lifting heavy, low reps, several sets. Don't just do isolation lifts. Try compound lifts.
Take branch-chain amino acids to aid in muscle repair and growth. Also take a multi vitamin. Any multi is good if it has a USP stamp on the label. It just means that it is US Pharmacopeia approved and regulated.
Most important... What sport are you training for? Are you training for a sport or just to get big? Evaluate your goals and train specifically for them. If you're just trying to get big, go to bodybuilding.com. This isn't really the place for bodybuilders.