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Old 03-31-2011, 05:35 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Protein Shake Farts (how to save your relationship)

I don't know about you guys, but when I'm drinking a lot of protein shakes I can emit some of foulest smelling farts on the planet. I'm talking about room clearing, eye watering, tear gas quality output.

My girlfriend finally had enough and bought me some liquid chlorophyll. I was dubious at first, but she gave me no choice...so I tried it. It tastes like crap (so I mix with grape juice) but it does work.

Passing this along in case anyone else is in trouble on the home front for excess protein shake farting! You can get it at Whole Foods or regular grocery store that has a natural foods section.
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Old 03-31-2011, 08:50 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 04-03-2011, 01:43 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Oh god I would ALWAYS get those and they would only come out during bjj...lol everyone would clear the room when it happend, so I know how you feel
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