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post #1 of 21 (permalink) Old 03-19-2012, 05:26 PM Thread Starter
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Chael Sonnen has a book coming out.

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“Presence. Tenacity. Insight. Omniscience. No need to look these words up. They are defined by yours truly. Who am I? I’m the one who needs no introduction, the walking thesaurus, the UFC’s most infamous and feared destroyer of men. I am Chael P. Sonnen, and you want to be just like me.

It’s your lucky day. What you are holding in your hands is nothing short of a V.I.P pass to enlightenment. In the coming pages my humor and tales of heroic adventure will baptize you in superhuman greatness. Allow me to carry you like a frail damsel as I make a nightmarish decent into the bowels of Sao Paulo. Sit before me as a student as I teach you about my plans of creating a Chaelocracy, which translates to “A Better Earth.” Shower me with praise as I take you into my manly mitts like a lump of seemingly worthless clay and craft you into something far better than yourself—me.

Like all great men of myth and legend, I strive for the betterment of the human race. Prometheus brought us fire; Dana White brought us the modern day gladiator; and I bring you a step-by-step guide to being just like me. Do you have what it takes? Is there truly a chance that one day you will be able to walk in my shoes? Purchase this book and find out. There is no better day to stop being you and start trying to be me.

You’re welcome civilization.


The 320 page book titled “The Voice of Reason: A V.I.P. Pass to Enlightenment” will be available on May 15 at Amazon.com for $16.47.

I started bolding the good parts and I realized it's all the good part.

Thank you Chael for "THE VOICE OF REASON" and "a better Earth"

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post #2 of 21 (permalink) Old 03-19-2012, 05:32 PM
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I expect this book to be listed under fiction.
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They should wait until after he faces Silva. The UFC MW title would look spiffy on the book jacket.
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They should wait until after he faces Silva. The UFC MW title would look spiffy on the book jacket.

Thanks for reminding me there was a pic


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How good will this be, I am sure there will be very little truth but I am sure Chael's version of the truth will be far more entertaining anyways.




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Reminds me of this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MwwHJXLjg4

He stole the "You're welcome line" haha

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Stand in awe as he chronicles his rise from being born wealthy with a silver spoon, to cheating over and over in sport and becoming a felon by commiting mortgage fraud, and dropping the ball in all his most important fights. Yeah, this is gonna be one heck of an epic tale.

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Stand in awe as he chronicles his rise from being born wealthy with a silver spoon, to cheating over and over in sport and becoming a felon by commiting mortgage fraud, and dropping the ball in all his most important fights. Yeah, this is gonna be one heck of an epic tale.
Could not have said it better.
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I hope all the Chael haters understand that the same reasons that you hate Chael are the same reasons that we are fans. Chael Sonnen has single handedly kept the MW division fun. He's the ONLY guy that fights at MW that people think can beat Anderson. And hes f**king hillarious!


I will read this book.
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Wow... a book from Chael. What a ******* waste of time.

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