Chuck Norris would devastate Seagal. First round knockout, very bloody and very brutal.
Even the just bleed fans would go silent. The whole stadium would go silent. Goldberg wouldn't do his "IT'S ALL OVER!" because he wouldn't be able to speak.
Joe Rogan would eventually break the silence by softly letting out, "... Damn..."
Also, he'd be awarded every belt in every weight class right then and there. As somehow all the champions, no matter where they are in the world, will be knocked out.
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