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Anderson and Lyoto Feared for Seagal Partnership, Shogun Ups the Ante

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?f...type=3&theater

This looks like an old photo to me but how comical it would be if Chuck is at Shogun's next fight, and he wins in spectacular fashion.

I attribute the success of this flying spinning back kick to Chuck Norris...
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Haha, Steaven who?

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norris v seagal

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Chuck Norris would devastate Seagal. First round knockout, very bloody and very brutal.

Even the just bleed fans would go silent. The whole stadium would go silent. Goldberg wouldn't do his "IT'S ALL OVER!" because he wouldn't be able to speak.

Joe Rogan would eventually break the silence by softly letting out, "... Damn..."

Also, he'd be awarded every belt in every weight class right then and there. As somehow all the champions, no matter where they are in the world, will be knocked out.


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Chuck Norris would devastate Seagal. First round knockout, very bloody and very brutal.

Even the just bleed fans would go silent. The whole stadium would go silent. Goldberg wouldn't do his "IT'S ALL OVER!" because he wouldn't be able to speak.

Joe Rogan would eventually break the silence by softly letting out, "... Damn..."

Also, he'd be awarded every belt in every weight class right then and there. As somehow all the champions, no matter where they are in the world, will be knocked out.
Tragic news for Rua's next opponent.

Why can't UFC 150 be headlined by Norris vs Seagal, JCVD vs Jackie Chan can co-main. Silva vs Rua 195lb catchweight superfight, Machida vs The 125lb Top 5.

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Ugh, I don't know why everyone likes Norris so much.. He's an ultra-right wing homophobic nutjob, and just because he's done some B-level action movies, everyone loves him? Doesn't make sense.

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This looks like an old photo to me but how comical it would be if Chuck is at Shogun's next fight, and he wins in spectacular fashion.

I attribute the success of this flying spinning back kick to Chuck Norris...
READ - Anderson and Lyoto Feared for Sexual Partnership, Shogun Ups the Ante

that would have been a better revelation imo

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Ugh, I don't know why everyone likes Norris so much.. He's an ultra-right wing homophobic nutjob, and just because he's done some B-level action movies, everyone loves him? Doesn't make sense.
Walker the Texas Ranger was a solid TV show and what he's mostly known for.
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READ - Anderson and Lyoto Feared for Sexual Partnership, Shogun Ups the Ante

that would have been a better revelation imo

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