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Old 05-02-2012, 10:05 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Yeah erm, I think you missed the boat on this topic.


already a massive thread on it here:

http://www.mmaforum.com/ufc/99573-20...n-contest.html
those are predictions likely to happen and the thread got closed at just after christmas.

welcome to may. and insane predictions that no one saw coming.

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Silva knocks out Sonnen with a punch off his back.

JDS breaks Mirs arm

Dan Hardy goes 4-0 in his next fights

BJ Penn returns as a LHW

It's discovered Royce Gracie is a women

Cain Velasquez tattoos "...Is for suckers" across the back of his shoulders.

Frankie Edgar moves up to WW

Jose Aldo kills himself cutting weight

Lyoto Machida will be the LHW champion by end of the year

Jon Jones will take up ballet

Nick and Nate Diaz both retire at the same time. Within a year, they are travelling the country on their critically acclaimed and highly successful tour: Shakespeare... Diaz Style.

GSP is the new face of Vogue

Kate Moss wins the Strikeforce womens BW belt

Overeem is banned for life after getting a cut on his forehead against JDS... and glittery blue blood pours out.

Ronda Rousey marries an old hairy greek/englishman hybrid

Chael Sonnen sells his other testicle to pay his mounting legal bills

Soojooko stops being a fecking eejit
and then theres this.

wow. i dont even know what to say. im not sure if you just won the internet or derailed a fun ship.

needs more jon jones.

rashad is called out of the crowd after jones next victory and they hug and make up. the crowd goes mental and chairs are actually thrown into the cage. this new duo go on to dominate the middleweight and light heavyweight divisions until their lovechild is born, who has an insane weight cutting gene and basically takes over the sport.

forget the last part.

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Old 05-02-2012, 10:28 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Dan Hardy goes 4-0 in his next fights
Gave me a boner.

Bader submits Machida.

Rashad drops down, wins a fight, beats Sonnen/Silva for the title, defends it once then loses it to Bisping

Jon Jones loses the belt to Hendo. He moves up, wins the HW belt, then loses it the Hendo.

Roy Nelson gets sponsored by Subway and drops to MW.
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Silva knocks out Sonnen with a punch off his back.

JDS breaks Mirs arm

Dan Hardy goes 4-0 in his next fights

BJ Penn returns as a LHW

It's discovered Royce Gracie is a women

Cain Velasquez tattoos "...Is for suckers" across the back of his shoulders.

Frankie Edgar moves up to WW

Jose Aldo kills himself cutting weight

Lyoto Machida will be the LHW champion by end of the year

Jon Jones will take up ballet

Nick and Nate Diaz both retire at the same time. Within a year, they are travelling the country on their critically acclaimed and highly successful tour: Shakespeare... Diaz Style.

GSP is the new face of Vogue

Kate Moss wins the Strikeforce womens BW belt

Overeem is banned for life after getting a cut on his forehead against JDS... and glittery blue blood pours out.

Ronda Rousey marries an old hairy greek/englishman hybrid

Chael Sonnen sells his other testicle to pay his mounting legal bills

Soojooko stops being a fecking eejit
rofl, this cracked me up!! i'd rep you but I need to spread some love first.
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A series of late injuries plus a night of drinking in Vegas with Dana and Ariel Helwani will propel Mitrione into a title fight with JDS. Meat Head wins by KO via high kick and in his post fight with Joe he will challenge Jon Jones to quit being chicken and come play with the big boys.
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Dana ****ing White will sign Fedor.

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Dana ****ing White will sign Fedor.

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you've gone too far....
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Well. Barnett is currently on a Zuffa roster. So I think Barnett to the UFC is not that far fetched. If that is what you are implying.
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After Anderson knocks out Chael, his family from far away star systems beam through the building in a space vehicle to take him home. The crowd is a mixture of stunned silence and screams of terror, unable to comprehend what's happening. Goldie passes out, Rogan vows never to smoke weed again.

A prediction I made a while back which actually is realising itself, is that this forum would eventually turn to shit because of threads like this, and before long I'll probably stop posting.

Come on mods, this thread is in the wrong place, as are most of the threads this guy makes.
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Well. Barnett is currently on a Zuffa roster. So I think Barnett to the UFC is not that far fetched. If that is what you are implying.
im saying dana is a pimp! what i didnt realise until now was lorenzo was our true enemy all along.



dana just sells lorenzos choices.

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