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Old 06-30-2012, 03:23 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Has anyone read Chael's book, The Voice of Reason?

The description on amazon.com is amazing.

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The book that you are considering buying is nothing short of a VIP Pass to Enlightenment, written by the UFC's most infamous and feared destroyer of men—Chael P. Sonnen.

Backwoodsmen and unlearned folk call him the Walking Thesaurus. His contemporaries have bestowed upon him the title Sir Sonnen. And those dwelling in the forgotten, forlorn jungles south of the equator reverently refer to him as filho da puta, a term Sonnen personally deciphered using his mastery of linguistics. It means, simply, "the Great and Humble Bearer of Knowledge."

In the coming pages, Sonnen's commentary and tales of heroic adventure will initiate you into the world of superhuman greatness. Allow him to carry you like a frail damsel through the world of professional mixed martial arts as he cuts weight, deals with moronic cornermen, expresses his disdain for focus mitts and punching in general, gets his face rearranged, and finds support and encouragement from fans. Permit him to cleanse your mind's palate and teach you the truth about history, politics, endangered species, cinema, terrorists, music, particle accelerators, and his plans for creating a Chaelocracy, which translates as "a Better Earth." Shower him with praise as he takes you into his manly mitts like a lump of clay and reshapes you in his own likeness.

Like all men of myth and legend, Sonnen strives for the betterment of the human race. Prometheus brought us fire; Dana White brought us the modern-day gladiator; and Chael P. Sonnen now brings us the step-by-step guide to being a great human being and patriot.

Purchase this book; learn how the world really works from the perspective of a man who has been face-to-face with presidents, wardens, dignitaries, judges, kings and queens, and athletic commissions; and find out if you have what it takes to awaken from your progressive nightmare.

There is no better day to stop being you and start trying to be Chael P. Sonnen. The time has come for The Voice of Reason.

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Old 06-30-2012, 08:21 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Pure satire.
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Old 06-30-2012, 11:36 AM   #3 (permalink)
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sounds like something a 12 year old would find amusing.
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sounds like something a 12 year old would find amusing.
If that's something a 12 year old would enjoy.

Name me something an adult would find entertaining.

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Old 06-30-2012, 11:02 PM   #5 (permalink)
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LOL, this guy really is something else, he should really have his own show on TV.
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I read about 8 pages of it at chapters, if you're a Sonnen fan you will enjoy it or looking for something for pure entertainment. However its not worth the 30 bucks their selling it for at chapters. I was looking for Silva's book, however they don't carry it or Forrest's book. But they had a shitload of Sonnen book.
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If that's something a 12 year old would enjoy.

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Maybe real satire, not that trying hard megalomanic WWE persona stuff that every rapper has already come up with.
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Maybe real satire, not that trying hard megalomanic WWE persona stuff that every rapper has already come up with.
Maybe it just goes a little over your head.
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Maybe it just goes a little over your head.
And maybe they have different tastes than you do. Wouldn't that be shocking?
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And maybe they have different tastes than you do. Wouldn't that be shocking?
I'm responding to people who are implying Sonnen's humour is for 12 year olds. Keep up.
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