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post #1 of 49 (permalink) Old 08-04-2012, 02:16 AM Thread Starter
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Wohoooo!!!! Check him out!

STUD!


Old --->


Thats the best he has looked in forever!!! And he is still at WW!

Helll yeah!!!

My boy is back.! Mike The Quick Swick is going to come and make a statement!







When is the last time Swick was thicker then his opponent!!

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Damarques Johnson Fun Fact #1: Damarques Johnson is 4-4 in the Octagon, every man that has lost to Damarques Johnson has been cut immediately after their loss.

Damarques Johnson Fun Fact #2: If Mike Swick defeats Johnson he'll be the fifth TUF alum(Riddle, Wilks, Sadollah, McGee) to defeat Johnson.

Damarques Johnson Fun Fact #3: Nick Osipczak is the only fighter to lose to Damarques Johnson in an exhibition match to later go on a win a UFC fight.

These have been Damarques Johnson fun facts, feel free to share with friends and family as you explain why this man is fighting on a UFC on Fox card.
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hes sexy and all but...I wonder if he still deserves the nickname quick...lets find out tomorrow
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Damarques Johnson Fun Fact #1: Damarques Johnson is 4-4 in the Octagon, every man that has lost to Damarques Johnson has been cut immediately after their loss.

Damarques Johnson Fun Fact #2: If Mike Swick defeats Johnson he'll be the fifth TUF alum(Riddle, Wilks, Sadollah, McGee) to defeat Johnson.

Damarques Johnson Fun Fact #3: Nick Osipczak is the only fighter to lose to Damarques Johnson in an exhibition match to later go on a win a UFC fight.

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Why dont you create your own thread and keep that shit out of here. This thread isnt about how much Damarques sucks.

The reason he is fighting Swick is so Swick can get an C level fight after his 2 and a half year lay off after a serious ailment.

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Why dont you create your own thread and keep that shit out of here. This thread isnt about how much Damarques sucks.

The reason he is fighting Swick is so Swick can get an C level fight after his 2 and a half year lay off after a serious ailment.
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I am actually VERY serious.

Its like you ruined me seeing Swick fight tomorrow because now its in my face how much his opponent sucks.

And iv been waiting for his return for 2 and a half years.

What will a win mean now??


Now after Swick wins tomorrow my response will be "Well cool but can he do that to someone who doesnt suck"





It was an ironic posting???
I think you need to learn the meaning of Irony.
"You sad simple minded boy" lolol.

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I am actually VERY serious.

Its like you ruined me seeing Swick fight tomorrow because now its in my face how much his opponent sucks.

And iv been waiting for his return for 2 and a half years.

What will a win mean now??


*Cries so very very much*

Now after Swick wins tomorrow my response will be "Well cool but can he do that to someone who doesnt suck"
Doctors don't write prescriptions for Lithium based on internet postings no matter how bloody sad they are.

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humor based on opposites: humor based on using words to suggest the opposite of their literal meaning
something humorous based on contradiction: something said or written that uses humor based on words suggesting the opposite of their literal meaning
incongruity: incongruity between what actually happens and what might be expected to happen, especially when this disparity seems absurd or laughable

Synonyms: satire, sarcasm, dryness, mockery, causticness, wit, sardonicism, insincerity, humour, double meaning
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Same thing happened with Rashad when he was out for a year. The Rashad that fought Tito was probably the best Rashad we've ever seen. I wonder why that is.

Not to get ahead of myself here. Gotta wait till tomorrow to see if he's as good as he looks.

Will make predictions for credits. Please, I'm so broke.

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Doctors don't write prescriptions for Lithium based on internet postings no matter how bloody sad they are.

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Lol "Incongruity"

Keep trying bud.

Irony certainly isnt your cup of tea.



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Same thing happened with Rashad when he was out for a year. The Rashad that fought Tito was probably the best Rashad we've ever seen. I wonder why that is.

Not to get ahead of myself here. Gotta wait till tomorrow to see if he's as good as he looks.
yeah i know what you are talking about. How Rashad looked before that fight was insane. He looked by far better then ever before.

But the difference is Swick has had serious stomach problems in the last few years and has lost weight because he couldnt digest calories anymore. He was getting like 1k a day. So he looked frail because of it. Now that he has it in check he can eat like he should be eating and his body reflects that.

Rashad just looked great...

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Lol "Incongruity"

Keep trying bud.
Well since you asked...

The thesis of your statement is that Damarques Johnson is a C-list fighter and that this is a huge step down from the atypical Mike Swick opponent. The problem with this statement is his victories have been against Marcus Davis, Jonathan Goulet, Ben Saunders, and Joe Riggs who don't appear to me to be of a much higher caliber then the aforementioned Johnson. Really the only fighter you could argue that Swick has defeated that is above the C-list would be Dave Loiseau, and that is a bit of a stretch.



So if you don't like Mike Swick beating up the C-listers, then what exactly are you a fan of? Are you like a Chicago Cubs fan who roots for the fighter as he loses to the bigger more talented fighters? Are you a fan of his dreamy eyes and strong jaw bone? Did he save your dog from a cougar attack?

Such apoplexy for a middling fighter is just weird.
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