Rumor: Miguel Torres is a stupid MotherF***** if this is true. - MMA Forum - UFC Forums - UFC Results - MMA Videos
UFC The Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) is a U.S.-based mixed martial arts organization, recognized as the largest MMA promotion in the world. The UFC is headquartered in Las Vegas, Nevada and is owned and operated by Zuffa, LLC. This promotion is responsible for solidifying the sport's postion in the history-books. UFC is currently undergoing a remarkable surge in popularity, along with greater mainstream media coverage. UFC programming can now be seen on FOX, FX, and FUEL TV in the United States, as well as in 35 other countries worldwide.

Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
post #1 of 34 (permalink) Old 08-31-2012, 09:55 PM Thread Starter
Resident Drunk
 
MagiK11's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Cap Haitian, Haiti
Posts: 3,716
                     
Rumor: Miguel Torres is a stupid MotherF***** if this is true.




Rumor: Was Miguel Torres’s Second UFC Firing *Also* ****-Joke Related?


Quote:
Well this is just friggin’ unbelievable. If a new report from Dave Meltzer at Wrestling Observer is accurate, Miguel Torres‘s recent UFC re-firing wasn’t due to his knockout loss to Michael McDonald earlier this year. Allegedly, it was due to the same lapse in judgement/humor/decency that got him fired the first time. As Meltzer writes:

The cutting of Miguel Torres was disciplinary in nature although it was not said what the cause was, only that he was cut. His record wasn’t bad, with a knockout loss to Michael McDonald who is going to be a top star (provided his hands don’t keep betraying him as he’s already broken them a couple of times) and a close loss to Demetrious Johnson, both top guys. He made the r*** joke on twitter and was fired, then brought back, and apparently he made some sort of a similar mistake.

The tweet at the top of this post was dug up by MMAMania, who point out that it was sent a couple weeks after the McDonald loss. And while it still hasn’t been confirmed exactly what led to Torres’s latest firing, it’s astounding that he would still be playing with fire like this. For those people who viewed Torres as a victim of over-sensitivity during his first UFC firing, you have to admit that he would have to be the dumbest mother****er alive to continue making **** jokes after he already lost his job once.

If someone could be literally addicted to making **** jokes — and if such a person exists, it would be Miguel Torres — this would represent a pretty obvious rock bottom, and a sign that he needs help. What the hell, man. Seriously.
Source


1. BJ "The Prodigy" Penn
2. Dan "Hollywood" Henderson
3. George "Rush" St Pierre
MagiK11 is offline  
Sponsored Links
Advertisement
 
post #2 of 34 (permalink) Old 08-31-2012, 10:05 PM
....Omar Comin'
 
El Bresko's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Sydney, Australia.
Posts: 4,797
                     
...... was this article written by The Onion News Network?







El Bresko is offline  
post #3 of 34 (permalink) Old 08-31-2012, 10:05 PM
The Mad Titan
 
Guy Incognito's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: Following The Path To Jesus Set By His Disciple Vitor Belfort
Posts: 5,111
                     
It's actually good for him. he now gets to return to can crushing.
Guy Incognito is offline  
post #4 of 34 (permalink) Old 08-31-2012, 10:08 PM
SOOTHE YOUR SAVAGE BREASTS
 
OHKO's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: Singapore
Posts: 1,501
                     
Kind of stretching it to link it to ****? I think Torres probably meant we should never give up or something along those lines.

If it is indeed a ****-related joke though, then hell he deserves to get fired.
OHKO is offline  
post #5 of 34 (permalink) Old 08-31-2012, 10:17 PM
....Omar Comin'
 
El Bresko's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Sydney, Australia.
Posts: 4,797
                     
even if it were to be perceived as a **** joke, he's taking the side of consensual sex..







El Bresko is offline  
post #6 of 34 (permalink) Old 08-31-2012, 10:20 PM
The Internet Prophet
 
deadmanshand's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2008
Posts: 1,750
                     
Quote:
Originally Posted by OHKO View Post
Kind of stretching it to link it to ****? I think Torres probably meant we should never give up or something along those lines.

If it is indeed a ****-related joke though, then hell he deserves to get fired.
It is most definitely a **** joke. It's one I've heard on multiple occasions from multiple douchebags.

That is not dead which can eternal lie and withs strange aeons even death may die.
deadmanshand is offline  
post #7 of 34 (permalink) Old 08-31-2012, 10:37 PM
Bantamweight
 
RearNaked's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2012
Location: Swinging from Roy Nelson's nuts.
Posts: 848
                     
That's a joke from How High.

Which is a great movie if you've never seen it.

A clip unrelated to the joke at hand:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KHuNqgsuQw

Back to Miguel: It's not a **** joke in the context of the movie.

Redman's character, Jamal, recounts a riveting tale in which a buxom young woman spurns his advances, to which Method Man's character, Silus, responds that he, on the other hand, is quite the lady's man and has never experienced that particular humiliation.

A lot of assistant pimps in this thread imo.

Last edited by RearNaked; 08-31-2012 at 10:43 PM.
RearNaked is offline  
post #8 of 34 (permalink) Old 08-31-2012, 10:39 PM
Super Heavyweight
 
AlphaDawg's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2009
Posts: 4,096
                     
You're trying too hard if you think that's a **** joke. Even so, what part of no don't stop is ****? Sounds like they want more if anything.

Will make predictions for credits. Please, I'm so broke.
AlphaDawg is offline  
post #9 of 34 (permalink) Old 08-31-2012, 10:47 PM
"Focus"
 
Life B Ez's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Detroit, MI
Posts: 10,112
                     
Even if it wasn't a **** joke, Torres knew he was already on thin ice. He should have known better.

Sent from my Desire HD using VerticalSports.Com App

Think. It Ain't Illegal Yet
"Discipline Hurts Less Than Regret"
Life B Ez is offline  
post #10 of 34 (permalink) Old 08-31-2012, 10:49 PM
Ultra-weight
 
Joabbuac's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2009
Posts: 7,024
                     
When i get into UFC [<- Delusional], ill just stop using twitter all together....im very likely to say something stupid.
Joabbuac is offline  
Reply

Quick Reply
Message:
Options

Register Now



In order to be able to post messages on the MMA Forum - UFC Forums - UFC Results - MMA Videos forums, you must first register.
Please enter your desired user name, your email address and other required details in the form below.

User Name:
Password
Please enter a password for your user account. Note that passwords are case-sensitive.

Password:


Confirm Password:
Email Address
Please enter a valid email address for yourself.

Email Address:
OR

Log-in









Human Verification

In order to verify that you are a human and not a spam bot, please enter the answer into the following box below based on the instructions contained in the graphic.




Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 
Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Show Printable Version
Email this Page Email this Page
Display Modes
Linear Mode Linear Mode



Posting Rules  
You may post new threads
You may post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are Off
Pingbacks are Off
Refbacks are On

 
For the best viewing experience please update your browser to Google Chrome