Coffee drinkers = addicts
Originally Posted by ClydebankBlitz
What happens if you don't have a coffee in the morning? Do you get random bouts with narcolepsy?
Tea tastes better, isn't all gayed up with it's "frothaccino" shit and is by far the easier to make.
("Man, I'm all grumpy, get a terrible headache and can't get up in the morning without my three cups of coffee!")
Tea drinkers = connoisseurs
("I have a fine cup of tea while enjoying that beautiful sunrise which reminds me of my journeys to the Far East.")
Btw: Tea contains caffeine as well, but it's metabolised slower than when drinking coffee, hence the effect isn't as strong.