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Ever heard the one about the Brit who moved to the midwest? He felt really out of place there, and eventually sought counseling. So his psychiatrist told him he should sign up for electro-shock therapy. They'd zap his brains a couple of times and he'd feel right at home. Since he was feeling quite depressed about not being able to connect with his new neighbours or his wife's family, he agreed.
After the treatment, the doctor told him they had bad news. "We accidentally used double the voltage." He said. Upon hearing this distressing news the guy simply smiled and replied "No worries, mate."
Please explain the irony and how you came up with that projection, until then your comment is incredibly idiotic and unnecessary.
Also I never claimed that the average Australian was more intelligent than the average person from anywhere else. I believe the education system in Australia might be a little better than the US and I can back that with some stats if you want to get pedantic.
For the record I wouldn't even care if Australia is the least intelligent nation on the planet, it sure as hell doesn't feel like the average person here can keep up in an intellectual discussion and based on your comment i'd assume that's the same everywhere.
Dude. Please. Call yourself an Australian? Any self respecting Aussie brother would have jumped on my gaping invitation with some gloriously offensive barbs aimed at my home land. I envisioned several pages of banterous jousting. But no. I get one of *those* Australians. *sigh*
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Ever heard the one about the Brit who moved to the midwest? He felt really out of place there, and eventually sought counseling. So his psychiatrist told him he should sign up for electro-shock therapy. They'd zap his brains a couple of times and he'd feel right at home. Since he was feeling quite depressed about not being able to connect with his new neighbours or his wife's family, he agreed.
After the treatment, the doctor told him they had bad news. "We accidentally used double the voltage." He said. Upon hearing this distressing news the guy simply smiled and replied "No worries, mate."
CB, thankyou for posting that vid and Sideways thanks for quoting it. That really took me back. If you want to watch more of those guys they changed the name of their show from CNNNN to the Chaser's War on Everything, they are excellent.
Here's the full video
all of this stuff is completely bewildering to me.
They even get fooled that Australia on a map is France, North Korea, Iran etc.
Okay I knew the answer to literally every single question in that video except one. What the **** is the coalition of the willing? I might feel like a dumb ass. I feel like I've heard it involving the U.N but I don't know.
It sounds like the name to a sex club, just a little bit. A sophisticated sex club. One in the U.K if you will.
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Dude. Please. Call yourself an Australian? Any self respecting Aussie brother would have jumped on my gaping invitation with some gloriously offensive barbs aimed at my home land. I envisioned several pages of banterous jousting. But no. I get one of *those* Australians. *sigh*
Haha, I fell asleep at 10pm and forgot to set my alarm (any time I do that my body wakes me up sometime before my alarm is supposed to go off) so I got up at 3am and put my phone on charge, set my alarm, then smoked 2 cones (bowls for people around the wolrd), I refreshed the old User CP and replied in the only way my brain would allow at the time.
At a second glance it's still the easiest way to win the "argument" without getting infracted
Haha, I fell asleep at 10pm and forgot to set my alarm (any time I do that my body wakes me up sometime before my alarm is supposed to go off) so I got up at 3am and put my phone on charge, set my alarm, then smoked 2 cones (bowls for people around the wolrd), I refreshed the old User CP and replied in the only way my brain would allow at the time.
At a second glance it's still the easiest way to win the "argument" without getting infracted
I was going to say "Yeah I know Americans arent that stupid, but its just for fun", but you and your tin foil hat ruined any chance of that with the last comment.
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Sarcasm or joking is sometimes hard to spot through the internet. So please tell me you are joking. Write it down in words... say "I am joking".... plz.
Hrrmm, I had hoped the basement in New Orleans would be a dead give-away guys... Yes, I have jokes.
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