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post #11 of 32 (permalink) Old 11-13-2012, 09:39 PM
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No Jenna lol....hey its my penis. DONT JUDGE!!
And if you wanna keep it you better triple wrap it before you bang her.

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post #12 of 32 (permalink) Old 11-13-2012, 09:46 PM Thread Starter
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And if you wanna keep it you better triple wrap it before you bang her.
After each pump 1 layer of protection will disintegrate. So unless you got a extreme case of premature ejaculation. Chances are you are going to be penis less by the time you come to your senses. (If you know what i mean)
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If she was hotter id suggest fuking her with a noose around your neck. Kick the stool when ur done and dickless.
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I will do all the things listed above and more. Thanks fellas. Im off to get clamidia and die a horrible death. Okay in all fairness before she became totally plastic.....Id be all over that STD ridden filth box.
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I will do all the things listed above and more. Thanks fellas. Im off to get clamidia and die a horrible death. Okay in all fairness before she became totally plastic.....Id be all over that STD ridden filth box.
She really is only a few steps from being more plastic than her fake vagina that they sell online.

She's basically a flesh light.

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She really is only a few steps from being more plastic than her fake vagina that they sell online.

She's basically a flesh light.

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Seriously by now her vag must look like a grenade went off in a deli.

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Lamest thread title ever.

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Lamest thread title ever.
Sorry about that. Next time il try and figure out a better title when something about MMA pops up on my facebook. Just to please you my all mighty king if da haters.
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