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I will do all the things listed above and more. Thanks fellas. Im off to get clamidia and die a horrible death. Okay in all fairness before she became totally plastic.....Id be all over that STD ridden filth box.
Just shove it in her mouth, you'll be alright. Probably.

Maybe.....
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Just shove it in her mouth, you'll be alright. Probably.

Maybe.....
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Get her to have a quick rinse around her mouth with this.



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Say what you will about Jenna Jameson, but that woman basically built an empire with her twat.

In Socio-economic terms I'd say she's one of the most influential businesswomen in the past twenty years.

Still wouldn't want my dick anywhere near that, though.
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Say what you will about Jenna Jameson, but that woman basically built an empire with her twat.

In Socio-economic terms I'd say she's one of the most influential businesswomen in the past twenty years.

Still wouldn't want my dick anywhere near that, though.
I dont think anyone would deny the fact that her vagina made her an extremely successful person in her business. So much so that she has other girls working for her.

But her vag is extremely disgusting. And at this point so is her face and body.

I can only hope for Jones sake that he isnt as stupid as Tito Ortiz.

And i wouldnt be surprised if Jenna is interested because Jones nickname is "Bones".
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So what should the movie be called?

"Jenna does Bones", "Bones in Jenna"

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So what should the movie be called?

"Jenna does Bones", "Bones in Jenna"
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