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post #21 of 28 (permalink) Old 12-30-2012, 02:26 AM
 
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Yushin Okami Thank You, the fact that story is true just makes it that much better.




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I clearly said cain so your joke didn't work
Get the sand out of your vagina, I was replying yo the first one before you double posted and was saying that what Mexicans in TUF Mexico would be happy being put in Overeem's camp?
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Yushin Okami Thank You, the fact that story is true just makes it that much better.
what was the story? :S

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"Yushin Okami only knows a few words: Yushin Okami, yes, no, thank you, right Chael. He doesn't know a whole lot. Yushin stays with my Mom when he is in Oregon. My Mom's not home, Yushin goes there. Yushin leaves us yesterday to go back to Oregon. Reasons unknown, but this is what he does. I asked him very clearly were he was going to stay because my mom loves having him, 'No, I'm staying in a hotel.' At 1:00 AM my mom calls me and says she has an intruder. He comes in the house so the alarm is going off. He goes to her bedroom door and instead of knocking lightly on her door saying his name, he begins to pound the door and wakes her up. She gets off the bed and she's headed for the window, but she stumbles and falls down. Now she is scared, and she goes for her gun -- the very same gun she won 7 state championships with. She yells, 'I have a gun!' To which Yushin responds by pounding the door once more. She then cocks the gun. Then all the English he knows he uses it all, 'Yushin Okami, thank you, Yushin Okami, thank you.' She opens the door and he didn't know what to do. I was like, 'Oh Mom tell me you didn't shoot Yushin Okami.' -Chael Sonnen via UFC
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Get the sand out of your vagina, I was replying yo the first one before you double posted and was saying that what Mexicans in TUF Mexico would be happy being put in Overeem's camp?
relax kitten you don't have to be so mad, you sure are taking a long time to put me on ignore anyhow it's not that hard dolt


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^If anything I was just replying to your point, agreed that it was indeed a good point :S

That story is awesome. YUSHIN OKAMI, THANK YOU, YUSHIN OKAMI, THANK YOU.
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what was the story? :S
It's in one of Dana's blogs.

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Imagine... just imagine.

If Mir had beaten JDS, then beat Cain...

And they awarded him a Harley... That's like giving a cancer surviver a pack of smokes.

Also how cool are Joe and Jim

This was such a sick card
That would be ironic. Yah it's always good to see two combatants leave it all out there then high five afterwards. I'm sure it must give them a high like no other.

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