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02-17-2013, 07:43 PM
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"Clever Girl..."
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so i'm in the shower and these dudes are like laughing and **** and this one guy is like pretending to jack off with a towel or something. so i charge out of the shower and spear this guy right in the chest with my badass crew cut head. i look like guile from street fighter. so this punk ass is on the ground with a broken sternum, and i'm just standing over him and i don't even notice that i'm naked and my huge ass dick is just swinging in the wind.
so i'm all "you homo boys can play with each other all damn day, for all i care. i just squatted 580 today, and i need a shower." so i walk out still naked and march across the gym to the ladies locker room and get in the shower. all these hot ass bitches are naked in their and they flock to me like i'm goddamn catnip. so i start ****ing all these bitches and **** in the shower, and i'm just thinking to myself, "i'm so damn bad." and they're putting shampoo in my crew cut head. i look like guile from street fighter.
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This legit made me lol. Not as a reply buy purely on its own because I know soooooo many people like that.
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02-17-2013, 07:47 PM
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This legit made me lol. Not as a reply buy purely on its own because I know soooooo many people like that.
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It's a true story. It's from a chapter in deadmansshand's very own auto biography titled: "The memoires of a narcissistic compulsive liar who makes things up to strangers on the internet". It's this months top seller at Waterstones. |
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02-17-2013, 07:48 PM
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Originally Posted by GrappleRetarded
Rambling pointlessness.
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Got it. You're just trolling and tossing out random comments. A re-occurring flare up of forum syphilis pretending to be a poster. Cool.
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Originally Posted by GrappleRetarded
It's a true story. It's from a chapter in deadmansshand's very own auto biography titled: "The memoires of a narcissistic compulsive liar who makes things up to strangers on the internet".
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Ah... a direct attack on another poster. How utterly characteristic of you. I can't even bring myself to be mad about it since it's the only way you can respond when you can't win an argument. As has been shown time and time again.
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02-17-2013, 07:49 PM
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Got it. You're just trolling and tossing out random comments. A re-occurring flare up of forum syphilis pretending to be a poster. Cool.
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Jesus christ! I just spit my protein shake all over my damn computer! I looked through your profile pictures and now I'm sitting here hard as a rock, milk all over the place, and sweating like Amy Winehouse in a liquor store. I don't know what to deal with first! You've put me in quite the predicament.
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02-17-2013, 07:53 PM
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The Internet Prophet
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Jesus christ! I just spit my protein shake all over my damn computer! I looked through your profile pictures and now I'm sitting here hard as a rock, milk all over the place, and sweating like Amy Winehouse in a liquor store. I don't know what to deal with first! You've put me in quite the predicament.
I hope you're happy.
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02-17-2013, 08:01 PM
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"Clever Girl..."
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Jesus christ! I just spit my protein shake all over my damn computer! I looked through your profile pictures and now I'm sitting here hard as a rock, milk all over the place, and sweating like Amy Winehouse in a liquor store. I don't know what to deal with first! You've put me in quite the predicament.
I hope you're happy.
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Amy Winehouse doesn't sweat.....anymore.
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02-17-2013, 08:11 PM
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Got it. You're just trolling and tossing out random comments. A re-occurring flare up of forum syphilis pretending to be a poster. Cool.
Ah... a direct attack on another poster. How utterly characteristic of you. I can't even bring myself to be mad about it since it's the only way you can respond when you can't win an argument. As has been shown time and time again.
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Are you aware that there are people in this world that have a severe medical condition which causes them to be that way? My mother for instance is one of those people. She is a truck driver that has bad knees and a bad back from driving the truck but you probably do not care about that case either. Oh well I am not one of those people I am 6'4" 245lbs and I exercise every day. I would love to see you say something like to my mother in front of me. Probably never happen though you are probably just an internet tough guy. I doubt very seriously you would say that to someones face. Just my thought.What do you think. Oh I am sorry you probably do not have a brain. I on the other hand will be happy to buy you a plane ticket to come here and see if you have the nerve to say that to someone I know. |
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02-17-2013, 08:22 PM
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Do you bros even lift?
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02-17-2013, 08:23 PM
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Mindless keyboard warrior rambling
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02-17-2013, 08:31 PM
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Apparently Nick Diaz is at it again, has no showed the last three "countdown" tapings
