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I'd get hip tossed and my arm broke almost instantly. I'd do my best to cop a feel because that's the best I can hope for. Hand full of T&A, make that ass whoopin worth it.
I've also had this dream where as I fall down I grasp on to her assets. Then cling on to life as I have a big smile on my face. They say you can't grab the fence or shorts. But they never said anything about boobies!!!

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post #22 of 113 (permalink) Old 02-28-2013, 06:28 PM
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she'd probably demolish everyone on this forum in under a minute. The only person that would even be able to last a round would be guys over 210 that train fighting. Personally I've only ever trained a little kickboxing and I'm 170 pounds so she'd take me out in maybe 8 or 9 seconds. I can hit pretty damn hard too but that doesn't mean anything, the punchers chance swing she'd dodge 99 times out of 99
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I would Jon Fitch datass.

Edit: But seriously, I would either take her down, wrap my arms around her waist, and hold on for dear life, or (if I were smart) I would keep a good distance, fend off as many takedown attempts as possible, and test myself on the stand-up. I took taikwondo when I was young, so I give myself atleast a small chance of winning a striking exchange.
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I'm about 230 pound with K/O power. I've done some judo and boxing when I was younger. But I'm seriously unfit.

If she can dodge my first two punches, I'll probably gas. Then get subbed.

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I'd let her armbar me, but I'll be shouting at her like, "EXTEND YOUR HIPS" so that I could add it to the wank bank.
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Honestly I think she's just too small.

I'm 6'3" 215lbs, if she can beat me up then I'll just kill myself lol.
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Honestly I think she's just too small.

I'm 6'3" 215lbs, if she can beat me up then I'll just kill myself lol.
I'll give you odds. Ten fights and you have to win all ten. Can you escape her takedowns, throws, and vaunted move.


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I'm 6 foot 1 and 210 pounds of pure MAN. I'd spank Ronda for even insulting the superior gender by challenging me, make her cook me a steak - rare - and then feed it to the dog as she watched.
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I would hope i could at least do ok on the feet and would get horribly destroyed on the mat.
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I work 50+ hours a week at desk right now so cardio would be my biggest weakness. But if you give me a full training camp I like my odds. I'm 6'1 and my ideal fighting weight would be like 245lbs. I wrestled in high school and while I have never gone all in and signed up for BJJ lessions, I have rolled with plenty of belted guys for fun and watched a lot of instructional videos as well as read a couple of BJJ instructional books.

I have a very strong core and wide explosive hips so I think I could even beat her in the clinch. I don't think I could actually punch her in the face, but I might throw a few leg kicks close the distance and use my size and length to get her belly to belly and then just use my strength to suplex her into side control where I could probably end it with one elbow or possibly submit her with something like a kimura, key lock, or possibly a straight armbar like the one Matt Hughes tried on Royce. But once I was on top, I'd just use the same strategy Brock used against Mir in the second fight. Chest to chest (boobies!) and wait for an opening.

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