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post #71 of 113 (permalink) Old 03-01-2013, 08:23 AM
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Dennis Hallman gets cut for revealing shorts and Rousey doesnt for having a barley fitting bra.


(And before anyone says 'Dont you want to see her tits', I have an internet connection and plenty of porn sites favourite. Fuk that softcore sheeyat!)

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post #72 of 113 (permalink) Old 03-01-2013, 08:47 AM
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I wouldn't fight Ronda because I don't fight girls.
And I wouldn't fight Cyborg because she scares me.
So they win by forfeit.

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Most of the theory crafting will get thrown out the window as soon as that first punch lands. Having been in both street brawls and competitive fights, you will always revert to what you've been training/practicing for all the time. Those with minimal or no training, will just desperately flail their arms hoping it'll knock her out.
There's a huge difference between a professional and an amateur. Professionals make things look easy. You go ahead and try it and you'll find out things aren't so easy (hitting a moving target, trying to lock in a submission while getting hit, etc.)
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Would not even be s fair fight.... for her. I would smash her.

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post #75 of 113 (permalink) Old 03-01-2013, 11:56 AM
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I'm willing to bet that the majority of you are 5 foot 8 or under and have never fought a day in your life. All this posturing from a bunch of nancy boys. I see right through it.

I'm no fighter. My weapons are a briefcase, my mind, and the scales of justice. But I would defeat Ronda by virtue of the sheer power of my being a man.
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post #76 of 113 (permalink) Old 03-01-2013, 11:58 AM
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Originally Posted by Roflcopter View Post
That'd be FLW.

I read this as featherweight and I can guarantee you Jose Aldo would take 10 years off your life.

A guy like Demetrious Johnson is far too quick and athletic for the average person...I mean...I don't really get why people think they can beat the dudes just because they are small.

Hell, my dad was just an average Joe(although he was an exceptionally talented boxer, he wasn't formally trained), and he knocked out dudes in street fights all the time. Hes only 5'6 and was like 140-150 during his youth. Pretty much everybody that grew up with him talks about how he was one of the best fighters.

He knocked some football player dude down...nicknamed "Tank" at a bar over his girl once(although he hightailed it afterword)...still

Point being people dramatically overestimate size. Some little guys can hit with some pop and are very a fight that's really all that matters.
Ooops ya I did mean FLW. Trust me I am under no disillusion that Jose Aldo (and everyone else in the UFC males division) would most likely beat the living tar out of me.

As for Might Mouse, I don't think I could beat him or anyone else in the FLW. All I said was
Given that I have about 100 lbs on these fighters (flyweights and womens div) I would imagine taking me down would be somewhat difficult for them. However, I bet if they let me take them down, they could reverse me very quickly. Then all they would have to do is make me work for 2 minutes and I would be completely exhausted.
I still stand by the fact I think it would be hard for these guys and girls to take me down. However I know realistically that size means nothing compared to cardio and more importantly skill. But hey there is always a chance of landing a lucky punch or landing on top of one of them so hard I break something.

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post #77 of 113 (permalink) Old 03-01-2013, 12:38 PM
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As a guy who's never trained striking - only grappling. She would KILL me. I may be heavier and taller, but I doubt that would matter against olympic level judo and Cesar Gracie BJJ
As a guy who rarely gets off his ass for anything. She's kill me too.

Funny, i was having this talk with a friend at work today. He being just as lazy and unfit as me seemed to belive he could get a lucky punch in and knock her out. He said it was 90/10 in her favor. I laughed and explained that neither of us has ever thrown a punch in our lives, this girl spars daily. She'd walk through our "punches" then put our feet in the air and break our arm. He was like "nah, im to big".

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I would pound Rondas ass so hard.

Take that how ever you want to.
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post #80 of 113 (permalink) Old 03-01-2013, 01:17 PM
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I'm really loving the "because she's a girl I would beat her automatically" attitude here. I'd love to see some of you 5"7ish guys take on cyborg. I'm way bigger than half of you guys and I know she would wreck me despite being a women.

That's Cyborg vs. a professional athlete who outweighs her by probably 90lbs and is a guy. 29 seconds in she doesn't go down from a hip toss from Tito. 2:25 she slams him while he triangles her.

We all know men have a huge advantage muscle wise than women, but to make blanket statements about beating all women just because you are a guy is pretty funny.

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