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post #21 of 43 (permalink) Old 04-29-2013, 05:16 PM
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Jones would probably get triangled.
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Looks like a joke to me. Albeit not funny, but still.
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Originally Posted by dave-stjohn View Post
The only fight Tito even has a remote chance of winning against an opponent of legitimate standing would have to be against Christine Santos (or whatever her last name is now). If he could get past her then that would set-up a rematch with Evan Tanner. Then he would be able to retire on a winning streak instead of a 3 fight losing one. I never really liked Tito, but you can't take away the fact that at one time he truly was a Bad Boy.
Evan Tanners been dead for a while.


Tanner had recently purchased a dirt bike, and on September 3, 2008 he rode into the desert region west of Palo Verde, California to go camping.[10] According to Tanner's manager John Hayner, Tanner called that afternoon to say that his bike had run out of gas, and that he would accordingly walk back to his camp.[10] Temperatures that day reached 118 F (48 C), and friends became concerned and reported Tanner missing after he failed to contact them.[10] His body was discovered by a Marine helicopter on September 8, 2008.

The Imperial County coroner determined Tanner's time of death to be sometime between late September 4 and early September 5, but the legal date of death was recorded as September 8, 2008. Tanner's body was found near Clapp Spring with empty water bottles. Tanner had reportedly intended to refill his bottles at the spring before heading back to the provisions at his campsite, but the spring was unexpectedly dry, and Tanner text messaged a friend informing him of this. However, Evan felt he could make it back to camp if he traveled during the later hours of the evening, refusing offers at that time to send help. Friends were told that if they had not heard from Evan by the next morning and could not reach him by 8am, they then needed to contact Search and Rescue.

Rescuers found Evan at a spot where he stopped to rest. During that rest, he succumbed to the excessive heat, slipping over onto his side into the position that rescuers found him in. An empty water pouch was nearby. According to the military article that was posted, Evan's motorcycle was at his camp, and within his provisions were ample supplies of water.[11] The Imperial County sheriff's office official cause of death was cited as heat exposure.[10]
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Of course it's a joke you knobs. My God, when did this site become drier than Fallon Fox's vagina?
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Originally Posted by John8204 View Post
I can never get tired of that gif. Think we may have a fight here.

Tito vs Chael...roflz! Oh man...

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what's he gonna train Gus?
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I don't think I need to say anymore.

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post #28 of 43 (permalink) Old 04-29-2013, 09:37 PM
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Evan Tanner is dead you bastards.

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I'm sure he's just being playful.......though it is Tito.

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Originally Posted by Canadian Psycho View Post
Of course it's a joke you knobs. My God, when did this site become drier than Fallon Fox's vagina?
HAHA, it was funny.


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