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post #11 of 31 (permalink) Old 07-29-2013, 06:51 PM Thread Starter
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Mayhem has brought us all down to his level...

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post #12 of 31 (permalink) Old 07-29-2013, 07:37 PM
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In the confession box.

Father: Hello my child.
Spite: Forgive me father, for I have sinned.
Father: Tell me your sins, spite.
Spite: Well, father, I fell asleep in the confession box while I'll was waiting for you. It's now all sticky. I think I may have had improper dreams about Ronda Rousey.
Father: Do not worry, my son. Mayhem Miller was in the box before you. He spunked his load all over the place, fantasising about actually beating Bisping... the stupid fool.
Spite: Ah that explains a lot.
Father: Yeah the stupid mother ****er is going straight to hell.
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post #13 of 31 (permalink) Old 07-29-2013, 07:40 PM
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Really wish MMA sites would stop covering what he says and does. Just let him fade away already.

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post #14 of 31 (permalink) Old 07-29-2013, 08:59 PM Thread Starter
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I feel a little bit for the guy.

Jk. Mayhem has always been half entertainer and half fighter. The guy is very skilled but never really committed 100% to the actual fight game.

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post #15 of 31 (permalink) Old 07-29-2013, 09:41 PM
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If nothing else Dana has over saturated the UFC brand to the point of annoyance. There are four cards this month.......I cant even keep up with all that. One card a month was great. Everyone could get together, split the cost of the fights, and have some beers. I feel like this is just catering to the retarded fair weather UFC fans.
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post #16 of 31 (permalink) Old 07-29-2013, 09:56 PM
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I didn't know anyone still cared about talking to Mayhem...

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post #17 of 31 (permalink) Old 07-29-2013, 11:54 PM
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Originally Posted by EVERLOST View Post
I feel like this is just catering to the retarded fair weather UFC fans.
Not really though, the fairweather fans want and watch the big fights. Four cards in a month is what the diehard fans will benefit from, with no NFL/NHL going on I say the more the merrier.

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post #18 of 31 (permalink) Old 07-30-2013, 12:21 AM
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Originally Posted by Dtwizzy2k5 View Post
Mayhem is a moron and he's completely wrong. He should go back to masturbating in churches or whatever it is he does these days...
Originally Posted by M.C View Post
You act as if there's something wrong with masturbating in church.

As for what he has to say, I'm not really understanding his point.
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Masturbate whilst watching gay sex... in a church. I like it. Can we work some small goats in there somehow, please?

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Why masturbate in a church when you can have gay sex in a church?

Well, this this thread has taken a turn for the weird. Why can't you guys just masturbate in front of the computer like a normal people?

Seriously, is Miller even relevant in this sport anymore. The last big hoorah this guy had was when he beat Robbie Lawler for the ICON Championship and that was 5 years ago. Both his UFC runs sucked.

You forget that this isn't just some brutal sport where everyones out to kill each other. Its much more like a game of physical chess.-looney liam
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post #19 of 31 (permalink) Old 07-30-2013, 12:43 AM
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I'm calling for mayhem to be beheaded

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post #20 of 31 (permalink) Old 07-30-2013, 02:27 AM
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For a supposed "personality fighter" Mayhem has never said anything funny or clever.
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