Bohab For Life!
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Jumping Guard On Hellga
I think the short shorts (who likes short shorts? we like short shorts!) are to Shogun what spinach is to Popeye. While the spinach doesn't actually have any magical properties or really make Popeye stronger, it's the perception in Popeye's head that it indeed does have magical properties that gives Popeye the strength and courage to defeat Bluto and save his beloved Olive Oyl. Without the short shorts Shogun obviously didn't have the strength and courage to fully implement his game upon Forrest. Rumors are circulating around the net of a masked bandit known only as "The Natural One" going on a panty raid through the Chute Boxe training camp and stealing all their short shorts.
Self-proclaimed leader of the Bao Quach bandwagon
On the Handsome bandwagon
It's Hellga time!