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Part II: Unofficial UFC Fighter Nicknames...

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#1 ·
Posted a part I a few years back with the likes of Lay Praynard, Yawn Fitch, and Fail Sonnen, etc.

In 2016 we bring you...

10.) Jon "Snow" Jones - He still knows nothing.
9.) Georges "What's The Rush" St. Pierre
8.) T.J. Dillasnake, T.J. Stillasnake
7.) Luke Cuckhold
6.) Chris "Cyroid" Santos
5.) Crumble Johnson
4.) Ubereem
3.) Econoreem
2.) Rovereem
1.) Alistaroid Testostereem

Honourable Mentions: Rounda Rousey, 70% Hendricks, and El Chapo Jr.
 
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Jon "Boners knows" Jones (iirc Liza G came up with that 1)
Daniel "I will KO Anthony Johnson" Cormier
Demetrious "7 inches taller & I would be GOAT" Johnson
Michael "Hands of Death, formerly Pillow Hands" Bisping
Travis "Straight Forward & Back no lateral movement" Browne
Nate "Im not surprised marijuanas" Diaz
Dominick "Nerd Master" Cruz
 
#7 ·
Jon "Boners knows" Jones (iirc Liza G came up with that 1)
Daniel "I will KO Anthony Johnson" Cormier
Demetrious "7 inches taller & I would be GOAT" Johnson
Michael "Hands of Death, formerly Pillow Hands" Bisping
Travis "Straight Forward & Back no lateral movement" Browne
Nate "Im not surprised marijuanas" Diaz
Dominick "Nerd Master" Cruz
That reminds me. Sam "Hands Of Foam" Stout.

I like DC's Black Fedor already mentioned in the previous one.

Michael "AARP Killer" Bisping
Cain Velasglass
Fabricio "Dadbod" Werdum
Khabib Nurakanobodywantstofightmeov
Dominic the Dick
Paul Harris
Whatever happened to John Hathaway
Joanna Champion
Yes, many have used that one including myself. Pretty good one with Khabib.
 
#10 ·
Jose "princess" Aldo
Jon "home" Jones
Johanna "Eyjafjallajökull" Jędrzejczyk (just to make Bruce Buffer sweat)
BJ "I just can't get enough" Penn
Johnny "cry baby" Hendricks
Al "who?" Aiaquinta
Luke "Snooky" Rockhold
Cain "Medicare" Velasquez
Anderson "the tourist" Silva
 
#12 ·
That's where Jon "Snow" Jones comes in. :wink03:

Here's some more...

North "Super Saiyan" Northcutt
Cheetoh Orcheese
Brandon “The Question ¿” Vera
Rick "the bedtime story"
Chad "Mini" Mendez or Chad "give me my money back" Mendez
Georges "Safe" Pierre
Clay "The Carpet" Guida

Since Joanna doesn't have a true nickname yet, I'll dub her as Joanna "Zzyzx" Jedrzejczyk.
 
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In continuation...

Sea Level Cain

Movie Action-adventure game Poster Action film Album cover


Candylei aka Silvantos

Face Hair Skin Chin Head


Hipster BigFoot

Facial hair Hair Beard Face Forehead


The Gangster

Forehead Chin Internet meme Photo caption Jaw


Chun Li Holm vs Cammy Rousey



A good way to start off a Monday with some funnies...

If you enjoyed these feel free to rep...???
 
#15 ·
I was about to start a whole new thread on fighters' w/ the worst nicknames, but got lazy. I got spurred on to post this after seeing HitOrGetHit's thread on Diego Sanchez' third name. He's now named "Lionheart." Problem is one can never name themselves like "the red king," which is another questionable nickname. Therefore in my books it falls on the unofficial category.

Here's an updated list I compiled from various sources and sites.

Conor "Inglorious" McGregor
Conor "El Tappo" McGregor
BJ "Modivated" Penn
BJ "The Best Eva" Penn
Rafael "Sore Toe" Dos Nachos
Jon "Hit n Coke" Jones
Daniel "Default Champion (DC)" Cormier
TJ "The Snake" Dillashaw
Johny "70%" Hendricks
Johny "Pork chop" Hendricks
Robbie "Robbiery" Lawler
Anthony "Crumble rumble Johnson"
Nick "Autistic" Diaz
Chael "The Apprentice" Sonnen
CM "Thug" Punk
Holly "Big Cuntry" Holm
Vitor "The Natural" Belfort
Cody "The Last Emperor" Mckenzie
Edmond "The Count" Tarverdyan - think Sesame street

Finally we have the main event next Saturday featuring

Tyron "The Choosing One" Woodley vs Stephen "WonderBread" Thompson
 
#16 ·
I was about to start a whole new thread on fighters' w/ the worst nicknames, but got lazy. I got spurred on to post this after seeing HitOrGetHit's thread on Diego Sanchez' third name. He's now named "Lionheart." Problem is one can never name themselves like "the red king," which is another questionable nickname. Therefore in my books it falls on the unofficial category.

Here's an updated list I compiled from various sources and sites.

Conor "Inglorious" McGregor
Conor "El Tappo" McGregor
BJ "Modivated" Penn
BJ "The Best Eva" Penn
Rafael "Sore Toe" Dos Nachos
Jon "Hit n Coke" Jones
Daniel "Default Champion (DC)" Cormier
TJ "The Snake" Dillashaw
Johny "70%" Hendricks
Johny "Pork chop" Hendricks
Robbie "Robbiery" Lawler
Anthony "Crumble rumble Johnson"
Nick "Autistic" Diaz
Chael "The Apprentice" Sonnen
CM "Thug" Punk
Holly "Big Cuntry" Holm
Vitor "The Natural" Belfort
Cody "The Last Emperor" Mckenzie
Edmond "The Count" Tarverdyan - think Sesame street

Finally we have the main event next Saturday featuring

Tyron "The Choosing One" Woodley vs Stephen "WonderBread" Thompson
Default Champion and The Choosing One are the only funny/witty ones.
 
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