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Funny ufc.com fighter comments

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#1 ·
Favorite grappling technique: Triangle & Triple Decker Pecker Wrecker

-Michael Bisping

Did you go to college and if so what degree did you earn? Yes, I got a da kick out degree.

-Rampage

When and why did you start training for fighting? When? I started when I was 20. Why? All I can say is it involved a woman.

- Fabricio Werdum

And my personal favourite:

What is your favorite technique? Submit my opponent without him hurting me or me hurting him.

- Demian Maia

Please submit your cool or funny fighter comments from UFC.com
 
#5 ·
Yeah, exactly my thought. He must have seen that! Also, I read about the Werdum story on wikipedia.
 
#8 ·
Mayhem Miller - The first drug that humans figured out is that getting hit in the face gets you high.

Joe Rogan - It does?

Mayhem Miller - F*ck yeah, I'm high as hell right now.

Joe Rogan - When did you get hit?

Mayhem Miller - Last Tuesday.

:happy02:

Honestly we could do an entire 20+ page thread of just Mayhem quotes

Edit: Oops, my bad, not from UFC.com
 
#9 ·
"Ranks in any martial arts styles: None, unless you count 73rd in World Ninja Games 1999 (lack of smoke bomb skills let me down)"

Michael Bisping

those damn smoke bombs
 
#11 ·
Anderson Silva
Do you have any heroes? Spiderman

Pete sell
What was your job before you started fighting? Bouncer. I still bounce but probably soon won't have to because the UFC is amping up the paydays a little more. OOH YEEEAHH!

eh... I'm not even gunna say anything lol.
 
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