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10-20-2008, 03:29 AM
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All Around Nice Guy
Join Date: Sep 2008
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Crap
i was hoping this thread would not be made. When i saw Keith Jardine twist his nipples and then end up winning the fight i right away realized the importance of my discovery. I was planning to enter the "fighting fedor" tv show and then against fedor i was going to twist my nipples and whoop his ass. Now that everyone knows the secret though, i guess we will end up having a draw / :
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10-20-2008, 05:31 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2007
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guys, nipple twisting is a new revolutionary idea which has just come to surface. you don't just have to use it before a fight, i twisted my nipples this morning, and went on to make a breakfast on par with a gormet chef!
i have a maths test coming up later this week, good job i found out nipple twisting because now i'll probably get an A.
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10-20-2008, 06:37 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2007
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when you crank up that riddum, nothing can stop you!
not serra's annoying voice
not liddell's gut
not vera's whatever he brings to the table nowadays
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10-20-2008, 07:58 AM
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I didn't realize how big Jardines nipples were until I saw him twist them this weekend. He's got a pretty good set of hangers.
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10-20-2008, 08:47 AM
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It gives equilibrium to your riddum, which nobody can 'andle, and results in a imbressive berformance.
They call it, Le-Nip-Tweak-Magnifique.
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Last edited by Combat Soul : 10-20-2008 at 08:51 AM.
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10-20-2008, 09:19 AM
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It is what it is
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My question is what would happen if you kept twisting? Would you overdose? Is there a specific length of time one must twist to get the right amount of awesomeness?
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10-20-2008, 09:37 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Warchild
My question is what would happen if you kept twisting? Would you overdose? Is there a specific length of time one must twist to get the right amount of awesomeness?
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Trust me sir, you dont want to OD with a nipple twist. It can be very bad
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10-20-2008, 10:10 AM
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: Austin, Texas
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I believe we have new data on the length of time with the twisting. With GSP and Rashad it seemed that a quick pinch then twist up led to a dominate performance. Now Keith won but it was not dominate and I think I know why- he over twisted and then even tugged and pulled on the nips:
Props to:
http://www.cagepotato.com/2008/10/20...sit-your-kids/
I think this over twist- coupled with the creepy look into the camera followed by the herky jerky tugjob at the end might have led Keith to lose some of the riddum power on the initial twist.
I believe a quick twist, no creepy looks and definitely not an overlong tugjob is the key to maximum riddum and fight performance.
Please discuss and feel free to add your own theories as we need to truly understand the maximum use of the nipple twist's power.  |
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10-20-2008, 10:23 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2007
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mikehmike
Trust me sir, you dont want to OD with a nipple twist. It can be very bad
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Yeah. The riddum just gets WAY out of hand and everything sorta speeds up and the next day you wake up at a garbage dump with incredibla muscle ache. Plus you got memories of seeing GSP in Aoki's rainbow-pants singing "I'm not impressed with your performence". Nothing I'd recommend to anyone.
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10-20-2008, 11:32 AM
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Light Heavyweight
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: London England
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I think it was quiet clear Jardine was just trying to be funny, just aping the professionals, only cool kids should try the nipple twist - it does nothing for you otherwise - sort of like drinking coke, I've seen documented evidence the awesome power it can bring cool kids - but yet we've all seen less cool people try and fail to drink coke. Same with using tampons.
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Nipple twist = win
