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Old 01-02-2009, 10:58 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Chapter 15

Matt starts by describing how he intentionally got an argument going between Matt Serra, and Mark Laimon on TUF. He goes on to talk about while he was there he could tell that George St. Pierre was afraid of him. He says St. Pierre is the last person he'd want on his side in combat or a street fight because it's one thing to be tough in a cage, and another to be tough in a street fight in an alley. Apparently Matt now also fancies himself a street fighter. Someone should remind him that it's one thing to be tough while kicking your dad's ass alone, but a completely different thing to be tough while kicking your dad's ass with your brother.

Next, Matt quotes his wife bitching about something during which she drops 2 F-bombs. Really classy lady imo. Matt then reneges on a promotional appearance he was scheduled for.

Matt's wife then has a C-section, and Matt comments that the doctor had red hair. I still don't know what the deal is with the constant focus on red hair.

Not long after the birth a Mom is again hospitalised when she is feeling sick, and that's when the details get a little sketchy and the story takes a strange turn. Without explaining clearly why, Matt claims to have jumped on top of his wife while she was laying in the hospital bed recovering, and she forcefully pushed him off. He fell backward and hit his head on a table, and was momentarily dazed, almost knocked out. What is it with surgery and sex with this guy?

Chapter 16

Matt begins the final chapter of his illustrious literary work by talking to Pat Miletich about his upcoming rematch with BJ Penn. Matt says he was a little unsure of himself when taking that match. His nerves were calmed, however, when looking across the cage at BJ he noticed, and I quote, "that silver spoon's been putting a lot of food in his mouth, he looks plain fat."

He goes on to describe how he was absolutely dominating the stand-up in that fight. I for one was wondering if he was talking about the same fight I saw. He says that Tito was yelling encouragement to BJ and Mark Hughes told him that he'd better shut up. I'm sure Tito was petrified.

BJ tried a dirty move by poking him in the eye, but that didn't stop Matt's domination of the stand-up. Big John then stopped the fight. And Mark
Hughes continues telling Tito that "he's nothing, he's nobody, he's a freaking idiot."

GSP stole Matt's glory by showing no class when he came in the cage and said he was not impressed. Matt responds in true badass street fighter style by telling GSP, "you just showed me who you really are." No, Matt, he'll show you who he really is on two separate occasions in the months to come.

After some redneck bullshit where Rachel Leah got burned twice and some guy almost died on an ATV at Hughes' farm we fast forward to the GSP fight. Matt says GSP only started beating him after kicking him in the balls twice, and that he wasn't even knocked out when Big John stopped the fight. His next fight he destroys Chris Lytle.

Something else in the book that I couldn't bear to write about is Matt's use of "the witchdoctor." He never goes into great detail, but apparently the witchdoctor is a faith healer that hangs around Matt all of the time.
The book ends with Matt laughing about GSP losing to Serra, and him being excited enough about fighting Serra to coach TUF again. He then walks outside to breathe that "fresh Hillsboro country air."
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LMAO, this dude makes Badr Hari sound like Ghandi
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"I um.... Matt Hughes... uh... yeah... I'm going to need you to go ahead and pack up your things and move to the basement" -Lumberg style

What a dick, there was a time when I enjoyed cheering for Matt Hughes, but c'mon already.

Do you guys remember that radio interview where they asked him where he though Thiago Silva ranked in the WW division? And his response was: "I don't really watch MMA, and probably couldn't even name 5 WW's right now."

I've noticed he has been at like every UFC since then... do you think he's trying to save face, or just full of shit and tried play it off like he didn't care because he knows he's no longer a contender?
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Yeah, I'm not going to read all that since I'm only on chapter 6 but whoever wrote that (I'm guessing you copied and pasted that) forgot the part where he calls the girl, who he knows has a crush on him, a dog.

Oh, and Matt seem proud of punching his sister in the stomach (kids at the time) and had her "eyes bludging out." I know siblings fight and stuff but it just came off really douchy.

It is kind of funny reading about Matt and Mark beat up each other though. He has this love-hate relationship with him. He talks about crying over seeing his brother lose in the wrestling finals but he felt great about punching his brother in the nose and drawing blood when his brother was 1hr30min late to pick him up.

Then there was this one incident where the brothers were at a party and the saw someone they knew (Chris) get beat up and they tried to help him. However, the same guy apparently thought the brothers were involved in the fight so he broke the window to Matt's car later on. So we skip a bit into the future and they see one of Chris' buddy at this place and they confront him asking if he was involved and the dude just smirked so Mark decided to take him down and pummel his face in till it was "deformed" and the kid had to be sent to the hospital.

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Yeah, I'm not going to read all that since I'm only on chapter 6 but whoever wrote that (I'm guessing you copied and pasted that) forgot the part where he calls the girl, who he has a crush on him, a dog.
Yeah, that review has been posted at numerous sites. People seem to agree with most of what was written.
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yes ive read the whole book...and he is that way the whole book...some of the things i was surprised about...like how he has an a son from this women he got pregnant and she wont have him be ANY part of it...he currently is trying to get custody of him...anyways...him and his brother were very violent matt even knocked this guy out on his brothers wedding day.....he also choked out brock lesnar lol
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