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its simple. Brock is descended from a very unique blend of Scandanavians, Primates and industrial refridgerators.

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i don't think you can really trace his genetics back to suck. I believe they are merely symptomatic of a larger problem.

Maybe he has no ancestry? Government super-soldier? Test-tube baby? Alien life form? Planet? He could be any of these.

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Lesnar is of purest Aryan Descent, obviously.
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aryan descent... e.g. German refrigerators? His mother was a viking and his father was a Waring Sub-Zero fridge? There is industrial strength machinery involved i know it. I bet if you look hard enough on an exray of brock you could find the ice trays.

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Sub-zero frdige?

MORTAAAAL KOMBAT!

Anyway, yeah, trolling stormfront, good times. I used to like to come in as a complete bumble**** idiot southerner and see how supportive they would be of my bullshit stories about losing jobs to spics and things.
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Sub-zero frdige?

MORTAAAAL KOMBAT!

Anyway, yeah, trolling stormfront, good times. I used to like to come in as a complete bumble**** idiot southerner and see how supportive they would be of my bullshit stories about losing jobs to spics and things.
Man those guys were stupid.
Glad to see I'm not alone.

Anyways, german/scandn-scandnaveee.. that ethic background seems about right. He has the features of both it would seem, but the body of Arnold breeding with a god.

Does this make Mir a god killer?


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He comes from Vikings.
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post #40 of 87 (permalink) Old 02-19-2009, 02:51 PM
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I really think this video pretty much sums it up.


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