somethingclever

other canned responses:

anyone attempts an arm triangle:
Rogan: ...now he wants to pass to side control, and start turning like a clock

anyone is put into an arm triangle:
Rogan: ...now the counter to this is to get your hand to the side of your head, like you're answering the telephone...

anyone attempts rubber guard:
Rogan: ...to get to mission control he needs to hold on to his ankle, not the foot... now see, he's doing it wrong

there are more, sounds to me like Joe just repeats what his BJJ instructor tells him... lol

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Favorite Fighters:
HW - Randy "The Natural" Couture
LHW - Mauricio "Shogun" Rua
MW - Anderson "Spider" Silva
WW - "The Prodigy" BJ Penn
LW - "The Prodigy" BJ Penn

Ondskan

I love how rogans highlights the word "bad" or "badly" like in "uh, he's hurt baaaaad!"

and i always laugh when Goldie says "He punishs the mid-section" you can really hear how he LOVES to say that.

LittleJoe

No how about "The best fighter in MMA history" Everything and everyone is the best in MMA or UFC history.

ZeroPRIDE

im going to trademark those phrases and make a shit ton of money from them using it.

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Couchwarrior

At the end of the main event at UFC 200, Goldberg will shock the world by saying something else than "it's all over". You heard it here first.

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"I don't think you can underestimate the amount of motivation that Quinton Jackson will have coming back here and fighting in Japan." - Joe Rogan